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more about #hallmark more comments β Phyllis Nefler: My husband said "she looks basically the same". Easy for him to say. It's not like they sexed up Bumblebee or Cobra Commander and pissed all over his ... more » That_little_attention_whore: if you think the new Rainbow Brite is bad, wait til you see the makeover they have planned for the Snorks... more » iloveastone: omg i use to sniff my cupcake doll for at least 12 hours at one time. more » vulcanized: I think Glo Worms are probably safe. I'm having trouble picturing a sexy bedbug. Frankly, I have a fairly dirty mind, so if I can't picture it, we m... more » jenilane: THIS is Rainbow Brite! more » pesematology: That cupcake doll picture is evoking olefactory memory impressions, which are supposedly impossible in humans. Also, at least they didn't give Twink... more » stacyinbean: I'd like to know what the f'ing problem with coming up with something original is! Is it THAT hard? You get to make a CARTOON for CHILDREN and you can... more » Phyllis Nefler: Next thing you know Polly will be Pocketing makeup from CVS. more » ImproperDancing: Holy nostalgia thread Batman! I hate to say it, but when they made the slutty rainbow bright costume, they started the sexifying. That said, what the... more » Newsgirl: If someone turns Ren and Stimpy into sane, clean creatures who don't eat kitty litter and save old shaving cream I'll throw a fit. more » sybann: The eyes are FAR too small for manga - the proportions are fairly normal considering. I was just happy to see Latin. more » acookieaday: 80's cartoons were the best although I wouldn't be surprised if the animators and writers were all cokeheads. What is up with the Bratz-ification of ... more » GatsbysLover: The new Rainbow is like Bratz meets Lisa Frank meets 1996 Sketchers. Also, those Cupcake dolls smelled AMAZING. more » Lionessong: I was just watching the old Rainbow Brite cartoons, er I mean researching 80's nostalgia for my son and came across this horror. I don't like the new... more » Cunning_Linguist: Well, at least they gave them foreheads. more » -
#numquidsacri
Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
First they came for Strawberry Shortcake and we said nothing. Then they came for the Care Bears and we said nothing. But now they've come for Rainbow Brite, and this means war. More » -
#leftovers
Issue of Vegan Pets Divides Vets, Owners β’Β In The Works: Woodstock, 2009
β’ Some vegan pet owners have begun feeding their animals vegan diets, because "living with a tiny carnivore" was too disturbing. Veterinarians remain skeptical. β’ More »
