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    andBegorrah: This is almost as sad for Obama as the time Laura Bryant told everyone on my birthday that I had paid Joey Hogarth $10 and promised to give him my pud... more »
    hilikusopus: I'm offering a new Chuck Norris fact: you are not a natural born US citizen, leader of the free world....unless Chuck Norris certifies your birth. [w... more »
    banh mi: Is it wrong that I'm waiting for someone to create a "make your own fake Kenyan (or Australian) birth certificate" generator on the internet just to m... more »
    wednesdayam: Well, Chuck better stay away from these parts where he used to Ranger about... according to that Party Affiliation item you posted, Texas is currently... more »
    Flackette Goes Retro: The day that I learned members of my actual, close family are "birthers"...well, I died a little inside. more »
    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): HELP! I'm at work and can't see videos. What is shown in the video right before "HOLY CRAP Haley Joel Osment?"? more »
    Sputnik_Sweetheart: I thought Chuck Norris lost his brain to a scary rightwing disease ages ago. I mean, he endorsed Huckabee, for Christ's sake. If that is not a sign ... more »
    hortense: Don't you wish that Conan could solve all of this by pulling the Walker, Texas Ranger lever and sending Chuck Norris back in time to the days when he ... more »
    lilbobbytables: Something tells me that Chuck Norris is drawn to the crazy like lilbobbytables is drawn to the Jude Law/Robert Downey Junior makeout rumor discussed i... more »
    morninggloria: Speaking of grown men weeping (or going off on an "expletive laced critique"), apparrently Tim Geithner let his Rahm out last Friday on a bunch of fin... more »
    morninggloria: When I was in the Minneapolis neck of the woods the other week, I was listening to the local popular music station and "Birthday Sex" came on, except ... more »
    NefariousNewt: BoingBoing had an excellent article on the fake Kenyan birth certificate that the "birthers" have latched onto. It's amazing how bad a forgery it is, ... more »
    southernbitch: i think it was pretty fair to say that chuck norris' brain has been infected with teh stupid for a long time. i mean, the man supported huckabee. HU... more »
    NefariousNewt: As to the President's falling approval rating -- this is not news. He didn't cure AIDS, emancipate the LGBT community, immediately leave Iraq and Afgh... more »
    dreamweave: Virginia, Virginia Virginia. You really had a high moment there in the 2006 - 2008 period. The rest of the country started to respect you again for th... more »
  • #crappyhour

    Chuck Norris Falls Victim To Pathetic Political Pandemic

    Today, Gawker's Alex Pareene and I mourn the passing of American action star Chuck Norris's brain, which has been infected with and ravaged by a scary sickness. R.I.P. Chuck! In happier news: Did we mention it's President Obama's birthday today? More »
  • #samronson

    Samantha Ronson: Literary Lezebel?