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more about #haircolor more comments → pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I must suck at being blonde, because I lost my brush like a week and a half ago and I've yet to replace it. more » bluesbelle: In addition to not washing my hair, my other time savers are Aquaphor (makeup remover, eye cream), olive oil (cleanser/moisturizer), and PM Leave-in c... more » token_illiterate_commenter: Teen boys take the longest to "get ready" but that's more "There's Something About Mary" and less "Blondes Have More Fun". more » andBegorrah: But redheads are the most low-maintenance. They just try to dye their hair a beautiful raven black, cry when it turns out green, cut it all off, and g... more » Penny: "But, do they mean blondes, or "blondes?" Because that already implies more time-investment, yes?" Well, then, I guess those without carpet take REAL... more » lafleur: Maybe we blondes take longer showers because we always forget how to turn off the water. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Also, there's a specific "type" of person who is more likely to dye their hair blonde. This "type" would also be more likely to care about their appe... more » acookieaday: It could have to do with hairwashing. Many of us blondes/lighter brown types have finer hair that cannot hide any oil to speak of, so daily hairwashi... more » whynotshesaid: I always say that when I get older, I want a full head of long, silvery hair. Women with hair like that look so beautiful and wise. But I also wor... more » krismry: Hair dye containing coal tar derivatives used over many years have shown a slight indirect correllation with some patients who suffered certain forms ... more » CollegeCamel: I am so not the kind of person this article is talking about. In high school, my friend once discovered a very small collection of a few gray strands ... more » milominderbinder: i can't wait to go gray! i plan to just own it, i've watched my mom try to hide it ever more unsuccessfully over the years and i've been begging her t... more » mirrorghost: i love love love women who have long gray hair. i dont know what it is, but i find it so beautiful. ive been dyeing my hair black for years, but tha... more » Neopatra: Oh, thank goodness this topic came up. Now maybe the collective brilliance that is Jezebel can help me solve my dilemma. I started dying my hair over ... more » tiredfairy: I have streaky white and gray hair. I'm 30. It's been this way since I was about 22. I once got stopped in a store by a woman who was APPALLED at my... more » -
#colormebeautiful
Blondes Have More Fun, Longer Showers
"A new survey" "reveals" that blondes take up to twice as long as brunettes to "get ready" to "go out." But, do they mean blondes, or "blondes?" Because that already implies more time-investment, yes? [Sun] -
#silverlinings
"Aren't You Afraid You'll Look Like The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Ancient Overnight?"
The decision to go gray is big. Ridiculously so. More » -
#fornonblondes
Blondes Have More
"Going blonde is a guaranteed way for a woman to feel like a million dollars even during a credit crisis," says one Aussie stylist. Apparently salons are plying peroxide and home-bleaching products are up 67% in the UK. [News.com.au]FunFiscal Confidence -
#seeingred
Why Is It Still Okay To Mock Ginger Kids?
The world has a fairly weird relationship with "Gingers." For some reason, those born with red hair, pale skin, and an abundance of freckles have found themselves the target of mockery for many, many years. More » -
