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more about #gwynethpaltrow carinamarie: My boss is a very wealthy man (I'm paid by his company to live the annoying parts of his life, DMV runs, dialing phones, etc.) and it amazes me how ut... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: But if journalists stop getting freebies someone somewhere might actually have to pay them a living wage or a rate that's gone up since the 1980s! Al... more » Thus Spake KATE!: Lock her up and throw away the key! more » PrincessOfPower: "[D]oes the FTC realize just how many small-time bloggers are out there? Championing business ethics is a worthy goal, but, um, good luck getting much... more » alexburrito: 1) Is she a lizard? A daily exfoliation scrub and a masque would shred the skin off my body! 2) On a related goopy note, the most irritating thing ... more » bluebears: Good. The wealthy constantly skirt the law when it comes to tax and whatnot. It's how the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. She can afford it. more » EarlyGrey: I'm a publicist who sends bloggers and online journalists free products all the time. In the past month, not once has any of them mentioned that the p... more » itsonreserve: If the FTC really takes this on it could define the law more, as the hotel could make the claim they didn't give Gwenny-poo the item specifically so s... more » Gary Arndt: If she lives in London and visited Morocco, why does the FTC have any jurisdiction over this? Even if she is a citizen, the commerce (which the FTC re... more » CurtCole: From shopping sprees to crime sprees, GOOP is more hip than I thought. more » DutchessOfDork: To stay in Marrakesh isn't that expensive. I got a 60 minute massage for what equals to 25 bucks, and better hagglers than I can get it for cheaper. more » foodandshoes: I'm surprised that you didn't include the Kate Winslet one where she's nude and photoshopped, but standing in front of a mirror where her reflection s... more » Abigail Kunitz: fyi, just got this alert e-mail from NOW NYC: Get Your Photoshop Off My Body! NOW-NYC Protests Ralph Lauren's Unrealistic Beauty Standards Sunday, D... more » kristenvsmothra: have you ever seen an episode of south park where they animate a celebrity but use a real photo of their head? check out that jennifer aniston cover ... more » anastasia beaverhousen: About that Jessica Alba photo: In the retouched, looking at it more closely, I don't think that's her body: look at the knees, they are completely dif... more » bovary: If this is the amount of photoshopping deemed appropriate, then the retouchers might as well just go balls to the wall for these magazines. Why not gi... more » gold_gato: the Ralph Lauren one makes me laugh every time because it is so, so, so ridiculous to turn a model into Gumby more » hfree: The t-shirt in the Jennifer Aniston Redbook cover looks like it came from clip art. I hate when they just change the color of tops without changing t... more » lavenderstain: "It is meant to make women inspire to look their best" If best is photoshopped arms and legs, then I beg you SELF, do tell me where to buy a photosho... more » downwithdebbie: Sad fact: I was caught walking my puppy by Good Morning America camera crew asking women questions about Kiera's movie posters. I talked and talked an... more » -
#freebiefuror
GOOP Scoop: Was Gwyneth's Free Trip Against The Law?
Gwyneth's latest GOOP, published yesterday, concerns her "very impromptu" trip to Marrakesh, Morocco. But since it's very unlikely she paid for her accommodations there, she may have run afoul of new Federal Trade Commission guidelines concerning endorsements. More » -
#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
- Marilyn Manson revealed in an interview that he and Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Evan — When a guy violently beats and murders your look-alike in a music video, that's a deal breaker.
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#snapjudgment
Do Wellies Protect Your Feet From Goop?
[London, December 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#dirtbag
Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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#dirtbag
Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
- Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]
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#dirtbag
Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
- Jon Gosselin's (possibly ex) girlfriend Hailey Glassman says Jon lied when he said he was spending Thanksgiving at his grandma's, and was really snowboarding. [ONTD]
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#eyeroll
"A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
This headline promises, "Get Gwyneth Paltrow's Ankles." Not that I want them, but let's be honest: The only way to really "get" them would be to sever them from her legs with a sharp knife, no? [Times Of London] -
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#dirtbag
Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
- Chris Martin was reportedly spotted kissing Kate Bosworth, a friend of his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow. An eyewitness reports, "At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate..."
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#trickytracy
4 Fun Facts About Madonna's Former Trainer
Tracy Anderson may not be Madonna's trainer anymore, but she's still a total fraud. The Daily Beast has a detailed indictment of her latest escapades, from which we've chosen four. More » -
#goopscoop
You're A Better Woman Than We Are! (Or At Least Hungrier)
Rebecca Dana: "For the last three weeks, I've strived to follow every single recommendation from GOOP, Gwyneth's weekly e-mail newsletter, in an effort to understand this complex star." [Daily Beast] -
#ragtrade
Kim Kardashian's Perfume "Truly...Speaks To My Fans" (What Does It Tell Them?!)
- Kim Kardashian, has, obviously, created a perfume. "The fragrance really captures who I am," she says ominously. [WWD]
- Heather Mills continues her controversial career, launching a line of recycled, re-modelled, animal-friendly (good!) clothes (bad. Very, very bad.) [DailyMail]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
- Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood home was burglarized over the weekend. Dina Lohan says:
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#namegame
What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
Personas, part of the Metropath(ologies) art installation on display at the MIT Museum, generates a visualization of a person's online identity. We entered a few famous names to see if the internet knows something about them that we don't. More » -
#ragtrade
Gwyneth Does Designer Duds; Posh Hires Doppelgänger
- Gwyneth Paltrow's clothing line with Zoetees is hitting stores this month. The collection includes tee shirts, studded tank tops, and a grey oversized blazer — fine basics, but there's no indication why the line should start at £100. [Elle UK]
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#dirtbag
Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
- Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:
