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    bowleserised: "I have no preferences or judgments; I don't need things to be other than the way they are." Unless I follow Gwyneth recommendations and strive not to... more »
    Scal: Confession time - I made almost everything in her "make" email for thanksgiving dinner: molasses turkey; cranberry chutney; maple syrup sweet potato; ... more »
    dcdulce: gwennie's gurus give shallow words, empty pledges Gweneth is much goop more »
    alternatestory: She has six gurus? Shouldn't one suffice? more »
    aubonpam: If you think Gwyneth's shit is hard to take on its own, you should see how it looks when you've just navigated to jezebel from skeptoid.com. more »
    budholly101: No offense Gwyneth, but I think I'll be sticking to this GOOP when I need useful assistance. But hey!, thanks for trivializing an ancient religion, i... more »
    whats_in_a_name: Goop rhymes with Poop, coincidence, I think not. more »
    Cerridwen: *Deep breath* Ok, I cannot believe I am about to defend something Gwyneth Paltrow endorses, ESPECIALLY because this little tidbit is massively misrepr... more »
    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: I think what he really meant to say was: "I am the end-all and be-all of fuckery. Now pay me." more »
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): "I don't suffer because there is no me to suffer." That sounds like something a serial killer would say. more »
    Mafalda para Presidente: Wait, so you're being, but there's no "you" to suffer? So basically you aren't? And if you aren't, how can you be? How can you be the be-ness if th... more »
    georgina: "I am unmoving"- too much turkey & wine will do that to you, guru or not. The effects of overindulgence are the universal truth. more »
    so5minutesago: I am the me to your you, the us to your them, the S to your TFU. more »
    Meg: Ooooh. I am the I am-ness of life. And all this time I thought he was telling me to "IM the I am-ness of life". I apologize to all my friends that ... more »
    sequined: I don't even think that makes sense, and I studied philosophy. more »
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