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more about #gross RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck: To quote my late grandmother, after she walked out of American Beauty (because she mistook it for a story about the rose of that same name): "Why must... more » avec_accent: The first time I saw this I thought "That’s so mean! Poor Lisa Simpson!" Then remembered that’s she a cartoon character. more » cand86: You're right about the not being able to unsee it thing! I'm usually pretty good about being able to unfocus my eyes in those trick double pictures (... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Odd, I saw a man in a silly hat eating a giant sandwich (or possibly chugging a giant drink). That probably says something about me, like how much I l... more » LinaLamont: Is this what the Mayan calendar was predicting? more » Feminist Whore: Whoever did this really needs to get laid. Or, stop getting laid. Whatever they are doing, they should stop doing that. more » banana_grabber: I need to get me a job where I merely approve or disapprove of products based on how dirty they are. For example: the baby clothing my friend opened ... more » goldcat: the IOC needs to get with the times, they also failed to notice how much the Vancouver torch looks like a giant, loosely rolled west coast spliff. more » gherkinfiend: Funnily enough all I see is an obscene waste of money and a total disaster for London for years to come... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Seriously? Lisa Simpson's necklace and everything? Is this for real? more » Rare Affinity: Better that than a passing resemblance to a distorted swastika which it was originally compared to. Mind you, I see 2 people playing football now I co... more » token_illiterate_commenter: I see people fornicating in any random pattern. That's why I will never be raptured. Well, one of the many reasons. more » richcreamerybutter: They can't win, can they? more » curiousgeorgiana: That is hilarious. But the original is completely harmless. You have to want it. more » Thinking Allowed: Call me crazy, but I don't see a thing. more » CaptainTaxidermy: Bart and Lisa Simpson????? more » jigglyball: Why is Lisa Simpson giving Bart a beej? more » Tippi Hedren: I think someone was just bored. Changing the colors is the ONLY thing that makes this even remotely plausible. more » winner: Dancing. It looks like they are dancing. more » grace ipsa loquitur: Seriously, what kind of logo is that, anyway? I don't get the pink version. Is it supposed to look like something (other than what it does look like)? more » -
#doh
Is The 2012 Olympics Logo Naughty?
The colors were changed from the original to reveal certain shapes. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. [Buzzfeeed] -
#thingsthatsuck
Random Dude Bites Girl At New Moon Screening
He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical] -
#facials
Placenta: More Than Just A Meal
Screw bathing in the blood of virgins: Some beauty-obsessed Americans are going straight to the source and getting placenta facials. It's the "latest Hollywood beauty craze," according to the Daily Mail. Take that with the appropriate amount of salt. [DailyMail] -
#leftovers
Skunk Whisperer Saves The Day • Men Are Gross And Don't Wash Their Hands
• What do you do when you find a skunk stuck in a jar of peanut butter? Call the Skunk Whisperer, obviously! Here is a video of him rescuing the hapless animal from his nutty prison. • More » -
#crappyads
Reality Check
A series of teen pregnancy ads in Milwaukee appeal to the immaturity of your average teen by warning them that babies are stinky! The "scratch-n-sniff" posters don't actually smell like shit, but the message is still pretty clear. [AdFreak] -
#wtf
First Hannah Montana Pole Dances, Now This
Gwen at Sociological Images brings our attention to this charming t-shirt from Twisted Twee, described as "something for the evening" and designed for children ages 0-4. For what baby should go without nipple tassels? [Sociological Images] -
#americanapparhell
American Apparel Will Satisfy All Your Crotch-Covering Needs (But Just Barely)
Were you unclear on American Apparel's marketing strategy even after seeing the company's NSFW topless bowtie ads? Then check out the vagina-centric shots at left from the website, which were found by the ladies on Change.org's Women's Rights Blog. [Change.org] -
#gameover
EA Games Wants You To Sexually Harass Their Booth Babes For A Free Dinner
Want to win a free dinner, Comic Con dudes? Easy peasy! All you need to do is take a photograph of yourself "committing an act of lust" (see also: sexually harassing) one of EA's booth babes. More » -
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#badvertising
Google Bads
A tipster calls this piece of junk the "Worst Google Ad Ever". We'll have to agree with her on that. -
#keepitclean
Lost In Translation
Cue the "You Can't Do That On Television" theme: this detergent is called Barf. It means "snow" in Farsi and, obviously, has a growing cult appeal online. [AdWeek] -
#ohforfssake
Battle Of The Bods: Pretty Much The Worst Reality Show Ever
Reality television, on the whole, is pretty terrible. The bottom of the barrel no longer exists; it is gone, it has disintegrated into tiny glittery bits that now line the carpets of the Rock of Love bus. More » -
#ugh
Practical Footwear Fetishist Also Stalker, Pedophile
Place your bets: How long will it take before this story, about a creepy pedophile/Uggs boot fetishist, makes it into an episode of Law & Order: SVU? More » -
#politicalpersonal
Playboy On Conservative Women: "Castration Has Begun To Look Appealing"
Occasionally, we try to prove or disprove the trope that men read Playboy for the incisive articles. Today, having read Guy Cimbalo's epic work on the 10 conservative women he'd like to hate-fuck, we're guessing not too many men even care. More » -
#dbags
German For "Creepy"
Check out these, uh, "erotic" shopping bags from German condom manufacturer, Condomi, which have a special slit to make shoppers look like they're cupping the privates of a nearly nude man or woman. [RGS]
