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more about #gq msAnthrope: Jenna, this was worth reading just to learn a new word: "execrable." It's a Lagerfeld-worthy dis! more » BlondeGoddess: How DARE Claudia Schiffer not suffer like normal human beings. more » kelsium: What the hell is a "statement bracelet"? I'd wear one that squeaks, "You're full of shit! You're full of shit!" at fashionable passersby. more » labeled: Balenciaga should sue whomever actually green-lighted the Sportiletto, and should be grateful if Steve Madden's team actually made it seem desirable a... more » BuffySummers: I read "Jessica Simpson shows bikini line" as some sort of downstairs version of a nip slip that Perez Hilton would doodle about and make fun of merci... more » Ailatan: First it was Brit Brit lip synching now it's LV overpriced and not cute... I kind of envy how easily Australians are shocked. more » lalie (apologetic mess): I went after work yesterday and put a ton of Rodarte shit on hold before running to other stores to check sizes. Looks like I'll be going a size down... more » Penny: Oh and I have been drooling over the Dior book. Damn. I can't justify that much cash for a book right now... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here! Hmm. I was waiting on her Those Suckers line of nursing bras. more » Penny: Honestly, when I have bought Target Go stuff in the past, I just grab shit because I hate trying stuff on, and if it doesn't fit or I don't like it, I... more » foodandshoes: I'm surprised that you didn't include the Kate Winslet one where she's nude and photoshopped, but standing in front of a mirror where her reflection s... more » Abigail Kunitz: fyi, just got this alert e-mail from NOW NYC: Get Your Photoshop Off My Body! NOW-NYC Protests Ralph Lauren's Unrealistic Beauty Standards Sunday, D... more » kristenvsmothra: have you ever seen an episode of south park where they animate a celebrity but use a real photo of their head? check out that jennifer aniston cover ... more » anastasia beaverhousen: About that Jessica Alba photo: In the retouched, looking at it more closely, I don't think that's her body: look at the knees, they are completely dif... more » bovary: If this is the amount of photoshopping deemed appropriate, then the retouchers might as well just go balls to the wall for these magazines. Why not gi... more » gold_gato: the Ralph Lauren one makes me laugh every time because it is so, so, so ridiculous to turn a model into Gumby more » hfree: The t-shirt in the Jennifer Aniston Redbook cover looks like it came from clip art. I hate when they just change the color of tops without changing t... more » lavenderstain: "It is meant to make women inspire to look their best" If best is photoshopped arms and legs, then I beg you SELF, do tell me where to buy a photosho... more » downwithdebbie: Sad fact: I was caught walking my puppy by Good Morning America camera crew asking women questions about Kiera's movie posters. I talked and talked an... more » berlitzfrench: Photoshop, Photoshop of horrors. Photoshop, Photoshop of terror. Call a cop. Photoshop of horrors. No, oh, oh, no-oh! Photoshop, Photoshop of horrors... more » -
#ragtrade
Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
- Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here! Simpson says it's inspired by the jet-setting getaways she dreams about. [Stylelist]
- Since snow ruined the last shopping weekend before Christmas for the Northeast, expect stores to offer extended hours and other enticements. [WWD]
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#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. More » -
#maghag
Rihanna Goes Topless For GQ's January 2010 Issue
Inside, when asked about her racy album shots, she says: "At one point [the record label chairman] came into the shoot, and he was like, 'Rihanna, put some fucking clothes on!'" Additional images below. [The Life Files, ONTD/Rihanna Daily] More » -
#goodbadugly
GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
The 14th annual GQ Men of the Year Party at LA's Chateau Marmont had Levi Johnston. It had Kim Kardashian. It had January Jones and Gabrielle Union and Olivia Wilde and Zoe Saldana. And yes, it was surreal: More » -
#notablequotable
January Jones On Ex-Boyfriend Ashton Kutcher
"[He] was not supportive of my acting," she says in the November issue of GQ. "He was like, I don't think you're going to be good at this." Obligatory slideshow of Betty Draper in lingerie here. [People, GQ] -
#dirtbag
SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]
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#maghag
Naked Ambitions
Hudson News, which operates more than 500 newsstands in major cities, has decided that GQ's July issue — the Brüno cover— is "pornographic." The bottom half will be covered when displayed — as was Aniston's January cover. Porn? Really? [Folio] -
#eyecandy
Ed Westwick In GQ: Poetry
In MotionEmotions
Is it just me, or is Ed Westwick, aka Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass, reminiscent of a modern day Lord Byron in this GQ photo shoot? Just me? Well: I added poetry by George Gordon Byron to images of Westwick. Enjoy.
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#notablequotable
British GQ Editor On Beth Ditto: "Fat… A Porker… A Bad Example"
"When she's not touring the world's fashion capitals being condescended to by wasp-waisted fashion editors who love her southern accent and her flabby arms, she's the singer in a deeply average, resolutely unsuccessful rock band." [NY Mag, GQ] -
#ragtrade
Christian Louboutin Creates Sky High, Obscene, Snake Stilettos
- This shoe is made by Christian Louboutin, out of python skin, leather, cobbler's glue, and, we assume, diamond-plated unicorn farts. Because what else could justify a $2,875 price tag? Happy recession! [The.Life.Files]
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#invisibleman
Photoshop Of Horrors
Kim Kardashian is no stranger to the wonders of photoshop, but it looks like her boyfriend has received a little airbrushing himself. Click to see Kim's disappearing man. [PhotoshopDisasters] -
#maghag
Things That Suck
Since there's nothing a red-blooded American man loves more than sparkly vampires, Robert Pattinson is on the April cover of GQ. Inside, he says, "Okay, I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him." [JustJared] -
#fopsdandies
Mad Men Creator Fathered The World's Most Stylish 8-Year-Old
"This is my favorite outfit. The tie is a regular tie, but I tied it like that because I've seen it done that way in old English movies." [GQ] More » -
#ragtrade
Slumdog Star Freida Pinto Makes Cover Of Indian Vogue
- Freida Pinto looks fantastic on the March cover of Vogue India. [ONTD]
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#dirtbag
Jennifer Aniston Cops To Photoshop
- Jennifer Aniston admits two things about that naughty nude GQ cover: that she was drunk when they snapped the pics and that they photoshopped her already perfect funbags. [NYDN]
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#maghag
Dear Jennifer Aniston: Enough Already
Heeey Jen. How are you? You okay? Feeling weird? You've been acting bonkers! According to GQ you're trying to take back control of your own media narrative. Too bad you look desperate.
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#dirtbag
Jennifer Aniston: Buck Naked & Making Brangelina Jokes
Good morning! Here's today's gossip roundup:
