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more about #gossipgirl BytheSea: I know when I come out of minor surgery, or break a bone, the doctor writes me a scrip for "jacko drugs, prn, 200 mg, take with champagne." The pharm ... more » msAnthrope: Jenna, this was worth reading just to learn a new word: "execrable." It's a Lagerfeld-worthy dis! more » BlondeGoddess: How DARE Claudia Schiffer not suffer like normal human beings. more » kelsium: What the hell is a "statement bracelet"? I'd wear one that squeaks, "You're full of shit! You're full of shit!" at fashionable passersby. more » labeled: Balenciaga should sue whomever actually green-lighted the Sportiletto, and should be grateful if Steve Madden's team actually made it seem desirable a... more » BuffySummers: I read "Jessica Simpson shows bikini line" as some sort of downstairs version of a nip slip that Perez Hilton would doodle about and make fun of merci... more » Ailatan: First it was Brit Brit lip synching now it's LV overpriced and not cute... I kind of envy how easily Australians are shocked. more » lalie (apologetic mess): I went after work yesterday and put a ton of Rodarte shit on hold before running to other stores to check sizes. Looks like I'll be going a size down... more » Penny: Oh and I have been drooling over the Dior book. Damn. I can't justify that much cash for a book right now... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here! Hmm. I was waiting on her Those Suckers line of nursing bras. more » Penny: Honestly, when I have bought Target Go stuff in the past, I just grab shit because I hate trying stuff on, and if it doesn't fit or I don't like it, I... more » willwriteforfood: Can someone explain Randy Quaid's behavior to me? Isn't this like the 5th time he and his wife neglected to show up in court on the same charge of ski... more » fishsnake007: No, Robin Thicke: Men need to turn off their TV's, cut off teh pron, and start appreciating the physical presence of a real live woman in their lives... more » ardentlilac: Yes, "undone" meaning devastated emotionally or moved; and a Santa's grotto in England just means the throne and various backdrops on which Santa sits... more » cellocurve: How freaking frustrating that she had diabetes and a heart condition, which would COMPLETELY explain any "weird" behavior, and yet there's still all t... more » just assign me a random number: Brittany Murphy would drift in and out of consciousness in the middle of takes. Really? I'm no doctor, but I think in that kind of situation you're ... more » Ginmar Rienne: I can't help but recall Heath Ledger's death and how that was treated, as opposed to the way Brittany Murphy's being treated. She was a comic actress,... more » hfree: Is Christman #1 really a thing? I mean outside of Love Actually? Does anyone really care who has the number 1 song anymore? more » hydrogen_jukebox: I must be mis-reading this but: Rage Against the Machine has a Christmas album? If that's true, it's hilarious. If not...still hilarious to think about. more » rightfootleft: When I see the phrase "Jersey Shore's Pauly D" I keep reading "Pauly Shore". Thus I keep picturing Pauly Shore and thinking of his movies. Thus I have... more » -
#ragtrade
Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
- Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here! Simpson says it's inspired by the jet-setting getaways she dreams about. [Stylelist]
- Since snow ruined the last shopping weekend before Christmas for the Northeast, expect stores to offer extended hours and other enticements. [WWD]
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#dirtbag
Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying
- Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:
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#xoxo
Gossip Girl Goes 2-D
Yen Press, which publishes a monthly manga magazine, will start serializing a Gossip Girl send up "described as 'an original re-imagination' of the girls' senior year at an elite private school on New York City's Upper East Side." [CBR, WFGA] -
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#snapjudgment
"I Can Be As Sexy As Edward Cullen. Give Me A Chance."
[New York, December 1. Image via Splash.]
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#snapjudgment
Hand In Glove/The Sun Shines Out Of Our Behinds
[New York, November 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#snapjudgment
Going Off The Rails On A
CrazySequin Train[New York, November 16. Image via Splash.]
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#tresstests
Gossip Girl Hair Is All The Rage, But You're Too Fat, Short & Poor To Have It
In an epic feat of degradation and undermining, the New York Times investigates the "big hair trend" right now: Blake Lively's "extra long, ultra-shiny blond" locks with "mussed-up tussle frolicking through the ends." Want the look? Too bad. More » -
#dirtbag
Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
- Texas gal Renée Zellweger will spend the holidays in Philadelphia with Bradley Cooper's parents. Sounds like the plot of a romcom. But it's real! [NY Daily News]
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#snapjudgment
Blair Can't Believe You're Actually Wearing ________
[New York, October 23. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#snapjudgment
"I Can't Explain It. He Just Looks Suspicious."
[New York, October 22. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#dirtbag
TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
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#snapjudgment
"No, I Do Not Want To See Your Tattoo Again."
[New York, October 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
