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more about #gorillas more comments β notwhoyouthoughtiwas: Whenever my mother hears about women with long fingernails, she only has one question. When they go to the bathroom, how do they wipe? more » dj_chick: Am I the only one who really and truly wants a break from bickering about ridiculous things like health care and gay marriage? And I say ridiculous b... more » Crackers in Bed: ok, so the Australian study regarding HPV and breast cancer really upsets me. the past 3 generations of woman on my mother's side have had breast canc... more » Dodgergirl: I can barely keep my nails long enough to open things wrapped in plastic... they always get brittle at some point and/or I get frustrated with them an... more » LaComtesse: Thatβs it. *I* want to start gathering signatures to put to a vote something that in no way affects me but could make other people miserable. Who ... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Blowing up a condom until it bursts sounds like a really good way to pass out. more » SpyMagician: This is hilarious! Also, when they have those Hindu fests in honor of monkeys. You know the ones where they give them offerings of food? Those cheeky... more » TexasCrude: Primates love human snacks though. On a zoo trip when I was young, a rhesus monkey, I think, once put his hands through his chain fence, yanked my sh... more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: I used to live on the other side of Como Lake from the zoo. In ye olden days (early 90's) our parents used to hold us up and the giraffees would lick ... more » BabyJane: In addition to hating pie, I hate pop-tarts. I think I may be alone on this. more » la.donna.pietra: Tangential but related story: When I was about four, my favorite thing in the entire world was to go to the Fresno Zoo with my mom and feed peanuts t... more » NewsBunny: I wish a big-ass who's yer daddy silverback had reached through and whupped his ass. I love gorillas. I spent two hours enjoying the Congo Gorilla ... more » Penny: PSA That very flavor of PT shown above burned the shit out of my finger when I was in Mexico in high school. Watch yourself around that molten frost... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Gordy wanted them the most. I could tell when I snuck up on him and swiped them from his leathery hands. You shoulda seen the look on his face! What... more » bluebears: Whelp. now I want a pop-tart. more » -
#leftovers
Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage β’ Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
β’ Maine officials announced today that opponents of the state legalizing gay marriage have gathered enough signatures to put the issue to a vote in November. Expect a heated battle in the next two months. β’ More » -
#toasted
But... They're Made With Real Fruit!
A Minnesota police officer is in trouble after security-camera footage showed him feeding pop-tarts to gorillas at the Como Zoo. Although they're not sure whether the gorillas, Schroeder, Gordy and Togo, actually ate them. [via BoingBoing] -
#monkeybone
"Jealous" Females Compete For Sex
Just like certain reality show contestants, female gorillas apparently use their feminine wiles not just to get pregnant, but to keep their men away from the competition. More » -
#leftovers
Yoga Granny Strikes A Pose β’ Michelle: Bo Is Doggone "Crazy"
β’ This amazing (and stylish) Australian "supergran" is 83 years old and is still working as a yoga instructor. She teaches up to 11 classes a week. β’ More » -
#primatepractice
Zoo Gorillas Will Totally Cut You
More evidence that captivity might mess up animals: 30% of zoos in one survey said their gorillas killed and ate local wildlife, even though wild gorillas seem to subsist on plants and bugs. [Economist] -
#leftovers
Woman Faints When Eating Sandwiches β’ Zoo Sorry About Gorilla Farts
β’ OMG: A young English woman suffers from a rare condition that causes her to faint whenever she eats a sandwich or drinks "fizzy" beverages. That's our entire diet! β’ -
