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more about #gordonramsay more comments → Questioning Everything: Oh my, Beyonce must have a huge carbon footprint. more » angelheadedhipster: See what happens when you live every week like it's Shark Week, Jessica Alba? TERRIBLE THINGS. more » hfree: Psst. Colin Hanks isn't Rita Wilson's son. His mother was Tom Hanks' first wife. Carry on. more » lilbobbytables: Oh, Paris. Will you ever stop spouting off your wisdom? And by wisdom, I mean ass-hattery. more » TheGuvnah: Oh Kendra. I pity that poor child. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Paris, the reason people liked Susan Boyle in the first place was because she wasn't some polished, perfect, little woman who came out of the Hollywoo... more » rd2uk: i suddenly have loads of respect for carla bruni. im all for loving/caring for/protecting animals, just not in the ass-hat way that peta does it. more » bowleserised: I'm going to try not to do the numbers on the cost of sending a private jet to and from Malawi to NYC vs cost of life-saving medication for expectant ... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Jessica Alba - how do you not drown in the shower? Also, Truth...you R annoying, ... more » angryblackgurl: I have even more love for Maya Rudolph after seeing the TV ONE "Unsung" on her Mom the late Great "Minnie Ripperton". I had insight on her demise, and... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Also, why doesn't Alba just pay to have the posters removed? more » hellosunshine: On the one hand, ZOMGSHARKS!!!!!!! On the other hand, dude, United Way posters? Put yours someplace else! more » saintbernadette: By the by, the "campaign" is supposed to raise awareness of Great White sharks . . . Uh, didn't JAWS already do that? more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Sandra Bullock made me smile - so totally foot-in-mouthish in an endearing, adorable way. And I usually can take or leave her. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Ug, why in the world would Jessica think posting over United Way posters was a good idea? I hope she pays to have the posters taken down. more » -
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Alba's A Vandal; Beyoncé's A Diva; Brad's Artsy-Fartsy
- Jessica Alba put up posters of sharks in Oklahoma City — defacing a United Way billboard — and then took pictures of herself, arms raised victorious. Turns out…
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Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
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Mel Delivers "Crazed Rant" At Church; Nicole Kidman Denies Adoption Rumors
- Mel Gibson "completely lost it" this weekend, according to a fellow churchgoer, who said he stood up in front of the congregation and "paced back and forth, furiously telling the congregation that he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinized."
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Lindsay Lohan Skips Court
- Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]
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Good Eats
The Fat Police are cracking down on Gordon Ramsay and Nigella Lawson for their "naughty" use of "killer" fats, according to a report titled "The Guilty Secret of Celebrity Chefs." [Guardian]
