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more about #gordongekko Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Chuck Bass can stay in my room, but I absolutely guarantee he won't be sleeping. more » fluxus flucker: Is Brad squinting at Angelina's wax figurine? Because the woman in that picture looks too perfect to be real. Whereas Brad looks like a real, albeit... more » Kali Mama: This is like the 600th time Kate Winslet is brandishing her normalness and down to earthness and "I'm just a commoner" routine like a badge of honor. ... more » rednrowdy: clearly it's been so hard for susan boyle to make it all these years, considering that she looked exactly like catherine zeta jones. more » Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!: Let me ask one question: I've been in a stop and shop. there's one near my house. did he just go in to walk around or actually buy something? Because ... more » pennycandy: was Maggie not kick ass as a leading lady? more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Thanks, Dodai, for reason #19,385 to not like Lady Gaga. Honestly, she is ridiculous. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: There was a time in my life where I loved Moby. I wanted to have his vegan scenester babies. I am not ashamed. more » cuteasabutton: Thank you for making my day brighter with that bit of Bale news! more » YourScreenplaySucks: LEAVE it to tea-drinking vegan Moby to suffer the lamest kickboxing injury of all time. It's only 9:15a and I've already come across my favorite sen... more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Secret lesbian-only clubs just makes me think of Sarah Waters novels. "Tipping the Velvet," anyone? more » gumbytime: i honeymooned in st.lucia and fully understand why amy winehouse would want to live there. side note: they have no private beaches which i think is co... more » pumpkinseed: I still don't know who Lady GaGa is. wth. Googling now. more » lilbobbytables: So, do Brangelina, when together and exposed to the public, emit some sort of hysteria gas? Like nitrous oxide or something? Can I get them declared a... more » BabyJane: When you talk to someone who has met them they're kind of glowing. This confirms my suspicion that Brad and Angelina are radioactive. Get into your ha... more » Rare Affinity: If I saw Brangelina I would be quietly panic stricken. Only because I NEVER recognise famous people at the time and only realise it later. My first re... more » tiny_danza: Is it just me or does it feel like Rubina Ali's poverty is the subject of increasingly weird-ass media fetishisation? more » Miss. Money-Sterling: Look, what David Walliams and I share is very special, so step off. more » Lyricl: OK, if you click the Dita Von Teese the blurb actually contains the words, "She's totally robbing the cradle." I'm sorry, I thought it said 25, not 15... more » TessDuberville: I sprained my ankle and had to wear a cast for eight weeks last summer, standing in my own backyard, so I can't mock Moby. more » -
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Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
- Residents of Oyster Bay, Long Island, NY are mesmerized by the dreamy and mystical presence of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who have been getting cozy in their town.
