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more about #gordonbrown more comments → Snowbunny: RE Will Ferrell: I hope you see a lot of Ron Burgundy in me sometime in the future. What can I say; 60% of the time it works every time. more » Snowbunny: I've been having a rough week at school and with holiday shopping and all, well, I would really like somebody to place me on house arrest. Just like ... more » SUNNY1: From the Us Weekly article: "Jolie, snacking on tomatoes, spoke with Farmiga about wearing fur and its brutality. " Why does this make me laugh so ha... more » WashingMyHair: So Teresa Giudice of Jersey Housewife fame somehow thinks that she an expert on exhibiting proper etiquette and manners? Okay..."Prostitution Whore"! more » logruszed: As screwed up as cheating is, if I were called and told "You know who this is because you're fucking my husband" I would still want to say "I'm sorry,... more » LBB: Noooo, Lily, come back, we need your cheeky lyrics D: more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I could totally see Simon Cowell yelling "Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!". more » TransFat: I've made that call...it's even less fun than you would imagine. I can't speak for Elin, but even though you do blame your SO(B), your masochistic sid... more » PilgrimSoul: I feel bad for Sara Rue. Obvs I know nothing about her health or anything, but the yoyo-ing of her weight suggests something's amiss. I'm not lookin... more » CherriSpryte: Every time people refer to Tiger Woods as "Tiger", this pops into my head. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I'm confused, because I thought Jaimee was the original girlfriend of Cockatool and Aida was his actual girlfriend that came in later and surprised Ja... more » rodmanstreet: I'm glad Gordon Brown has more important things to do than learn to tell Renee Witherspoon and Reese Zellweger apart. Oops! I mean Renee Zellspoon a... more » special_boots: If I ever marry and my husband cheats on me, I hope I have the grace to blame him, not her. And if I'm ever tempted to sleep with someone else's husb... more » MyNameIsChris: I would love to see some Ron Burgandy in Simon Cowell... more » femme-bot: Paid to stay in a marriage...how romantic. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."
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#ragtrade
Carine Doesn't Seem To Read French Vogue As Often As We Do
- Carine Roitfeld: "You know it's easier to look great in a dress when you are skinny. But I like a bit of curves and I like to do stories with different kinds of women...
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#ragtrade
Women: American Apparel Doesn't Want Your Size 12 Revenue
- American Apparel is launching a "plus-size" sister label. Called "Colossal Clothing." It's only for the menfolk. [Kempt]
- The company is also busy harassing Woody Allen. The director called the clothier "sleazy" and "adolescent." [Page Six]
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#fakepraise
Professional Underminer Praises Michelle Obama's "Bad" Taste
In this week's New York Magazine, Caitlin Flanagan joins the British press in criticizing Michelle Obama's "hostessing" abilities — but she does it with all the undermining passive-aggression of a world-class frenemy. More » -
#outdamnedspot
British Journalist: Michelle Obama = Lady Macbeth
Some Brits feel Obama "snubbed" Gordon Brown during the PM's visit this week, and a few blame Michelle. Evidence: her gifts to Brown's sons weren't good enough. Oh, and she hates white people. More » -
#ragtrade
Supermodel Stays In Style Without Men; Sasha & Malia Take Topshop
- Helena Christensen told InStyle magazine that she's never lived with a man — although she was actually married for five years. [Daily Mail]
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