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    AuntPenny: I think we should throw one big delicious party when her marriage to Chris Mouthbreather ends. We'll give out Shar-Peis as party favors. more »
    Scout: sycophancy makes me ill as does hypocrisy which means this particular post covers both more »
    AuntPenny: I want to be close to Gwyneth. Just so I can punch her in the face. more »
    jeepgirl: I'd rather have a huge ass than sound like I'm talking out of one. more »
    katastic: Oh I can't WAIT for THIS crap:"Next week we get the GOOP guide to the best places to eat and stay in NYC." more »
    Cerridwen: Holy hell, she actually used the phrase "saddlebags and post-pregnancy Shar Pei-like stomach." For the love of god, I feel like eating half a cheeseca... more »
    aubonpam: I just went and read the thing for the first time ever. It's like a really boring, dry blog. Yikes. more »
    Mafalda para Presidente: My butt is perfect the way it is. Just ask my bf. more »
    Red-headed bookworm: Everyone keeps talking about how she takes castor oil. Where did you read this at? more »
    otherginger: Can we sick PETA on Gwennie's duck or something? This calls for lifestyle nazi-on-lifestyle nazi violence. more »
    Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Hey guys! I've decided to make my very own newsletter! I'm going to call it "Big Happy Sandwiches" and it will detail my special diet suggestions and ... more »
    aubonpam: The fact that she talks about her own body that way bothers me more than any of the other hundreds of douchey things she says for some reason. more »
    marybanjo: So the trainer is Tracy Anderson, she used to live and work here in Indianapolis. She declared bankruptcy a few times, she left town and took all this... more »
    tscheese: Y'know, usually, when someone is complimenting my cooking, they are not thinking about how awful my ass looks. I am not thinking about how awful my as... more »
    justcallmespartacus: I'm going to completely change the shape of my butt to resemble the head of Elvis. I'm totally motivated by the fame it is sure to bring me. People wi... more »
    bluebears: Seriously though, I obviously know nothing about her but she doesn't seem particularly happy to me. Perfect ass or not. more »
    whatsername: Gwyneth is turning in Jez's Goldstein. Your two minute hate starts...now. (Guilty as all hell but fuck, its cathartic to rail against the stupid.) more »
    BlondeGoddess: Gwyneth, for years I've defended you through thin and, ehm thinner, I honestly believed you did have a sense of humour and at times were a pretty good... more »
    R_Claw: I don't get the duck and polenta thing and how it relates to having a good tuchus. But, now I'm hungry. more »
    cuteasabutton: Oh for the fuck of shit Gwyneth, shut your macrobiotic food eating mouth before I sit on you with my fat butt! more »
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    Goop Scoop

    The first 2009 installment of GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle e-newsletter, is out today, and Gwynnie has started out the new year by pointing out that your butt is too big. More »