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more about #goodmorningamerica NewsBunny: I love my MIL. She pulled me aside at my wedding and told me, in her darling Southern drawl.... "Now, honey. You make sure your name is on EVERYTH... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: You know what? I really hate the character Marie on Everybody Loves Raymond. I know it's written for lolz, but no one needs to be that much of a bitch... more » Ipomoea: My MIL's MIL used to shuffle my FIL and the grandkids off to go play on the farm, then sit down at the kitchen table, light a cigarette, pour herself ... more » Dorilys: My MIL is caring and kind to me, but she tries to guilt my husband into "coming home" regularly. She called him to tell him she expected him to take ... more » la.donna.pietra: Dear mom.in.law.pietra, Thank you for being completely awesome and knowing when not to get up in my business. Thank you also for going through many,... more » RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee): My mother and my husband's mother are both crazy in their own special snowflake ways. We accept this, try to deal with them as little as possible, and... more » Adah: My MIL wouldn't let my husband and his siblings read Harry Potter as children, because of the evil Satanic influences. We haven't had Christmas at he... more » AnotherJenn: I'm currently struggling to rearrange my kitchen back to the way I had it before my MIL came to visit. Ditto my kids' drawers. She just comes in and... more » mommy_dearest: My MIL once introduced me as the daughter-in-law that refused to have a baby. This was one month after I had a miscarriage. My husband said, "we had... more » SomeAuthorGirl: I hate to be a stereotype, but the level of loathing I have for my former m-i-l is epic. The woman is insane, manipulative, underminey in the extreme... more » sallykimball: I'm not married, but my brother is and I have to say that my mom is an awesome mother-in-law. And everyone is right- it is all about respecting bounda... more » midwesternmom: My MIL is so awful to me that her friends are starting to take my side. After seven years of passive/aggressive abuse, subtlety is out. I now use the ... more » unmoldednicole: I'm really curious to know what she meant by "I can't be half a mom". Also, didn't the room fool of toys seem overbearing and strange? I don't have ... more » EndangeredRed: This makes me so nervous. My MIL is...difficult, to say the least. Not just with me, but everyone. She's the kind of person that feels comfortable co... more » spamanda: As a future mother-in-law (I've got two sons, so probably at least one will get married) I worry about this a lot. Mostly, though, I think it's garba... more » RedLantern: Whatever. I get along with my mother-in-law. I love both of my husband's parents, but I like her better. I know many people who get along with thei... more » EKane: So baby boomers cant respect boundaries? I don't feel any sympathy for the mother-in-law in the clip or people in general who cant respect boundaries.... more » philtastic: You know what a great way to repair the relationship with your family would be? Go on Good Morning America, and air out your family's business. FAIL more » slo.pelle: Luckily I have a doberman. I know this doesn't make me immune though so I still make precautions like micro chipping him. more » SweetIo: I "stole" my dog from a friend who couldn't care for him but when I said that to my vet she suddenly got really quiet and I had to explain that I didn... more » -
#motherinlawfromhell
Feuding With Your Mother-In-Law? It's Probably Her Fault
Today GMA reported that in the mother/daughter-in-law relationship the "power struggle is very primal." While both should compromise, it's clear who the folks at GMA think is at fault. Let that be a comfort to you during passive-aggressive family festivities. -
#clips
Warning: Good Morning America Is Trying To Steal Your Dog
In 2009 there was a 30% increase in pet thefts. To investigate, GMA's Bill Stanton stole dogs in public on hidden camera. Few people intervened, but they were probably scared off by Stanton's creepy proclamations about his love of dognapping. -
#clips
Meryl On Golden Globe Noms: "I'm Up Against That Bitch Meryl Streep"
Earlier today on Good Morning America, Meryl Streep talked about choosing between Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin in It's Complicated and another tough choice: Whether she'd rather win a Golden Globe for that film or Julie & Julia. -
#isntitbromantic
Downey Jr. Downplays Sherlock Holmes "Bromance," Breaks Jude's Heart
Today on GMA, Jude Law discussed the "harder, edgier" Watson he plays in Sherlock Holmes. Then, when confronted with a clip of Robert Downey Jr. saying he doesn't have a crush on Jude, he replied, "He's broken my heart." -
#clips
Robert Downey Jr. On Brawling, Babies, And Playboy Bunnies
Today on GMA, new co-anchor George Stephanopoulos awkwardly asked Robert Downey Jr. if he's ready to become a dad again. He replied, "Sure, why not?" but his wife, who was standing off-camera, gave the plan a "definitive no." -
#thinklikealady
Why Women Cheat: Steve Harvey Explains It All
Today on GMA, world-renowned relationship expert Steve Harvey explained how to prevent women from cheating: "If you're attentive to them, if you're a provider to them... most women will stay put." "Most women" were, unfortunately, unavailable for comment. -
#babyweight
Woman Battles Eating Disorder During Pregnancy
Tonight, Discovery Health will air the documentary I'm Pregnant And... I Have An Eating Disorder. In a preview from GMA, Beth Jones struggles to eat enough for her unborn child, even when doctors tell her the baby is too small. More » -
#justified
Gabourey: Golden Globes Are Great, Justin Timberlake Is Better
Earlier today, Gabourey Sidibe Skyped in to Good Morning America after learning that she'd been nominated for a Golden Globe. She said: "First, I'm super excited, because I'm in really good company... But seriously? Justin Timberlake just said my name!" -
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#longgoodbyes
Jimmy Kimmel Hates GMA Now That Diane Sawyer's Been "Fired"
In the only break from two hours of teary-eyed tributes, late-night comedians bid Diane Sawyer funny farewells on her last day at Good Morning America. "I don't know why they fired you," said Jimmy Kimmel, "But I hate everyone there." -
#clips
Obamas Bicker About Gifts In Oprah's Christmas Special
Are you stressed about holiday shopping? At least you're not Michelle Obama. In GMA's preview of Oprah's Christmas at the White House special, the President says, "Here's the general rule: I give nicer stuff than I get." Clip at left. -
#clips
First Female Citadel Cadet Reflects 15 Years Later
Though she's left the military, today on GMA Shannon Faulkner said fighting for admission to the Citadel was worth it because, "It's not for all women, but the fact that they have that choice. That's my prize." Clip at left. -
#dirtbag
Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
- Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?
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#headgames
Concussions Much More Likely In Young Female Athletes
Today, GMA reported teenage girls are much more likely to suffer concussions than boys. Now lawmakers are pushing for national guidelines on concussions because many young athletes return to the field before they've healed, causing brain damage. Clip at left. -
#clips
Robin Roberts Schools GMA Reporter On Victim Blaming
Today in a Tiger Woods-inspired report on GMA, Juju Chang repeatedly suggested men are "hardwired to stray," so wives must do more to prevent cheating. Robin Roberts called her out for "victim blaming," which made Juju giggle. Clip at left. -
#clips
Chris Brown "Still Has Love For" Rihanna
In GMA's preview of Chris Brown's 20/20 interview, he apologizes again for assaulting Rihanna, but Robin Roberts questions his sincerity. He replies: "People see me smiling and kind of nonchalantly giving answers... I'm like, really hurting inside." Clip at left. -
#glambert
GMA On Too Early For Leashes, Simulated Oral Sex
Good Morning America has canceled an Adam Lambert appearance scheduled for tomorrow. An ABC News spokesperson explained: "Given his controversial live performance on the AMAs we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning." [Mediabistro] -
#eightisenough
Nadya Suleman Says She May Have More Children
This morning, GMA previewed Nadya Suleman's upcoming documentary, in which one of her older kids throws a screwdriver at her face. In an interview, Nadya defends having octuplets saying, "Which one should I have murdered? Noah? Isaiah?" Clip at left. -
#clips
Gayle King: Public Is Grief-Stricken About Oprah Ending
Today on GMA, Gayle King said people were "literally weeping" due to the "tremendous sense of loss" they feel about Oprah's show ending, and reported Oprah's "very much alive and happy." They know she's not dying, right? Clip at left. -
#clips
Kate Moss "Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels" Backlash
Today GMA asked women about recent statements by Kate Moss that seem to endorse anorexia. Said one woman: "Skinny sells. We can be upset about it and we can disagree, but it's not going to change anything." Clip at left. -
#goodthings
Martha Stewart Is "Pissed" About Prison Stint, Rachael Ray
Prison really hasn't softened Martha Stewart. GMA previewed tonight's Nightline interview, in which Martha says she doesn't kick herself for jeopardizing her company because, "there are other people to be kicked." Like Rachael Ray, apparently. Clip at left.
