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    julieannie: I know I survived cancer and all but sadly I won't be a survivor until I rid myself of cankles. Thankfully, Ms. Braganza has brought cankle awareness ... more »
    CurtCole: CurtCole presents Gold Gym's New Theme Song, after Do They Know It's Christmas Time by BandAid It's Workout Time There's no need to bite your ankle A... more »
    wednesdayam: Yeah, way to make folks feel uncomfortable about something they often times can't help, as there are thicker ankles due to things like muscle mass and... more »
    Devonna: Are we now back in the 19th century when a well-turned ankle was one of the heights of sexual allure? What's next, doing herkeys in corsets? more »
    Grim Reaper of the Forest: So, has anyone heard of a new training regime to slenderize your knuckles? I've tried everything, but no luck. more »
    pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Stop trying to make cankles happen. It's not going to happen. more »
    hortense: Hahaha, your faux-inspirational story sucks as much as your now-in-Oakland football team! more »
    spunkay: Man... I never knew cankles were deadly! Or, that they were remotely threatening at all. more »
    Taigan: While it's truly uplifting to hear how she fixed her dreaded cankles, I really want to know when she's going to work on that irony deficiency. I can't... more »
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I believe my username will convey the requisite disdain to this woman who feels it necessary to disparage women (notice it is never men who are mocked... more »
    bluebirdred: It's a shame that the majority of cankles (including mine) are rendered purely by GENETICS. more »
    pandorasmittens: "I knew that if I did not find a way to get rid of my problem area, I might not make it back on the squad," she said. I highly doubt that beautiful a... more »
    MissMoneypenny: I was probably 20 or 21 when I first heard the work "cankles." It will always make me think of that scene in Mean Girls where they're all looking in ... more »
    morninggloria: How are we still sending aid to Africa when literally thousands of people in America are infected by the cankles epidemic? Yes, AIDS is tragic, but i... more »
    Santos L Halper: Deep in the Amazonian jungle, Ramona waded through the murky waters of the vast river, emerging infected with cankles. She treated them the best she ... more »
  • #bodysnarking

    Celebrity Trainer Claims She's A "Survivor"

    "Ramona Braganza, who considers herself a cankles survivor, said she became aware of her own lack of ankle tone during her stint as an NFL cheerleader with the L.A. Raiders." Yeah, she's working with Gold's Gym. [Reuters]
  • #badvertising

    Gold's Gym Hates Your Legs

    Gold's Gym has a "humorous" new ad campaign called "Say No To Cankles." Despite the fact that, as every health and fitness expert knows, spot reduction is a myth. Still, on the gym's microsite, there is text which reads: More »
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