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more about #goldenshowers more comments → Eric Northman is mine: What's the appeal of a golden shower anyways, giving or receiving? I can understand if pee smelled like candy or something but alas it doesn't. I don'... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I am trying too hard not to give TMI here. You are not making it easy for me, Jezebel. more » blue_streak: Oh. My. God. Now I also know what a Dirty Sanchez is. I was trying to not learn that, thanks, spoof commercial! more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Utter, utter fail. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I'm off to buy a sixpack. I had a roommate that didn't understand the concept of golden showers, and she was confused by that one Sex and The City epi... more » sweetbeans: I'd like to hear some more from women over 40 on this. No offense to the younger women here, but being in your 20's or even 30's does not have the soc... more » hollygirl: I everyone should do whatever they want. I even know some men who don't want to say their ages...because of the ageism in our world. To protect career... more » athenasadidas: Can we just discuss for a minute how Patty on Millionaire Matchmaker as constantly hung up on the age thing? She always forbids the guys from asking h... more » Mrs. Jones: Umm, isn't it still considered rude to ask? more » Fatwetdog: My mom tried to lie about her age, but she has a bitchy friend who suddenly whipped out a notebook in which she'd written down the birth dates, gradua... more » CordeliaShirley: I lie sometimes by accident, but only because I forget how old I am and say the first age that comes to mind rather than look like a complete loon who... more » PhillyLass: "We might like to go back to our lives when our bodies were a little different and we could wear belts, but otherwise, in terms of life experience, wo... more » aloofy mcbeal: It's not that I lie, but I don't mention my age if at all possible at school, because I'm a wee embarrassed to be in classes with a bunch of 19/20/21 ... more » ellaesther: Oh oh! And my friend who is a 58-ish year old grandmother but is into the whole BDSM scene and dresses like she was 25 (fairly successfully) is foreve... more » Red-headed bookworm: Wait, why can't women wear belts as they get older? I'm confused by that line. more » -
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Golden Shower Ale Spoof Proves Beer Ads Could Be Stupider
The commercial at left by comedians Stuckey and Murray suggests you "relieve yourself" with their Gold Shower Ale. In addition to a thorough dousing, the ad promises ladies will receive something even more disgusting. [AdRants] -
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"Should Women Lie About Their Age?"
Honestly? This is still a thing? A question that needs to be asked?
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