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    randomnessish: This would be my commercial: "Yeah so you think you got knocked up. Well why don't you just get in the fucking car, go to CVS, and get some fucking ... more »
    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: These are like birth control ads that pretend the majority of owmen just take the pill to reduce acne. more »
    Jorie Slodki: I thought I was supposed to get my "sacred birthright" by bringing lamb stew to my blind father and covering my arms with goat skin so that he thinks ... more »
    Pleasure: No, this ad is offensive in every way. I'd love to be a mom with little ones, I'd love to be pregnant, but I can't. I'm infertile. And by calling so... more »
    Where The Mild Things Are: The question as to whether fertility is a "right" is really intriguing to me, though. And I'm not sure I actually want to know my fertility abilities... more »
    Ms. Ville Valo: Obviously this is for people who want children not the ones who don't. People shouldn't personalize ads that aren't meant for them. It's not offensive... more »
    missmonster: Dear god. You guys have to put up with this shit on the telly? Screw that. This reminds me of the last time I went to the doctor. She berated me for n... more »
    ihateyourescalade: The ad is a little much, but there's so much child-hate and mother-hate on this site it's going to be hard to get an unbiased assessment here. more »
    emmaduck: Wasn't it First Response that also ran the ad for the "Most Advanced Piece of Technology You'll Ever Pee On", or something like that? It was a man's v... more »
    sympathyforthebasementcat: I like how pregnancy test ads always act like everyone in their commercials wants to get pregnant. Some of us don't. I volunteer to write the poetic c... more »
    andBegorrah: But if you smoke some hash and read it backwards it says, "Your ladyflower is dead." more »
    hfree: Hey, leave the Mists of Avalon out of it! This is much more of the Da Vinci Code sacred feminine crap. First Response commercials creep me out. It's... more »
    TheFormerJuneBronson: Oh, please stop printing things that make sex for conception so squicky. more »
    lacey in ak: Huh, my sacred birthright is a love of gin and tonics and a propensity to judge other people's grocery carts. more »
    LaComtesse: Look, I think I tracked down the copywriter: more »
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    "Fertility Is Women's Sacred Birthright"

    We've long been infuriated and fascinated by the creepy "Our Bodies, Ourselves-style First Response Fertility ads. More »