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more about #girlsnextdoor more comments → tigers: These new girlfriends seem really self conscious about being "new." They are constantly referring to the old girlfriends as if they're kinda scared o... more » JerseyGrrrl: The best part of this series (post-Holly, Bridget, Kendra) is the music. Maybe it's because the rest of it is going downhill, but I feel like the soun... more » BetteD: "On next weeks' GND! The twins throw Hef down the stairs and hide his bedpan!" #girlsnextdoorsmores more » RockyMay: In all fairness the girls just learned about it last week at their Girl Scouts meeting....I know.....too easy. #girlsnextdoorsmores more » annebreal: Elder abuse? Not so much. Elder speak and being patronizing jackasses? Sure. But honestly, for all that Hef has made women objects, to become the obje... more » GirlFailer: Surely Hef can afford a discreet hearing aid so those women don't have to yell at them all the time. Also, whipping flaming marshmallows around to pu... more » BuffySummers: This just getting sad. She's literally shouting at him and nodding with that wide-eyed look you get when you're trying to make sure someone understand... more » bluebears: Not to be an asshole, but he probably has heard of S'mores at some point in his 80 + years but has long since forgotten. #girlsnextdoorsmores more » BlueMorpho: Vim, Vigor, or; Viagra? more » pamalter: I think the true spookiness comes from the fact that it kind of seems like these women are just disposable objects who are thrown out after they grow ... more » whynotshesaid: He really has no idea that having such young girls around makes him seem like Methuselah's older brother, does he? #girlsnextdoorbarbibenton more » heywhat: Oh please. He is not dating these girls. They're being paid to pretend to like this nearly senile old man. Do a Google search and read about how his s... more » BetteD: In some ways, Hef reminds me of Jocelyn Wildenstein (The Cat Lady). To the outside, rational perspective, his behavior and lifestyle seem laughable o... more » sharkie792: i refuse to acknowledge the new girlfriends ;) the second clip is really sad - he sounds like he's really trying to convince himself... the whole t... more » Fatwetdog: Huh, so now Barbi Benton and I have something in common besides our irrational fixation on copper. #girlsnextdoorbarbibenton more » -
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Girls Next Door: Hugh Hefner Is Still A Virgin At Something
On last night's episode, Hef joined the girls around the "campfire" (which was actually just a fire pit), where they offered him a S'more. Apparently, in all of his 83 years, he had never heard of the delicious, outdoorsy dessert. More » -
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Ex-Girlfriend Creeped Out That Hugh Hefner Is Dating Teens
On last night's Girls Next Door, Hef's ex-GF, Barbi Benton, came by the Playboy mansion to attend a roller disco party and meet the three new girlfriends. She said she found it "spooky" that the 83-year-old is dating teenagers. More » -
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Tina Fey Doesn't Want Her Daughter To Dress Like Barbie
Last night on David Letterman, Tina Fey said her look in Harper's Bazaar is the result of "gay magic." But she doesn't want her daughter getting glammed up yet, so she's pushing her to be a bacon-eating robot for Halloween. More » -
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The Girls Next Door: Same Shit, Different Girls
On last night's premiere of The Girls Next Door, we got to meet Hef's three new girlfriends, including 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina, who admit that their personalities are "basically the same." We can't really argue with that. More » -
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Two Girls For Every
Working on the principle that more is always better, hemorrhaging Playboy tries to stay current by showcasing not one but two pneumatic centerfolds in its July/August issue. [UPI]BoyOctogenarian -
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Bridget Reunites With The Girls Next Door On Sexiest Beaches
On last night's episode of her Travel channel show, Bridget (along with her dog Wednesday) reunited with her GND costars Holly and Kendra to explore the beaches of Southern California... and say stupid stuff. -
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Bridget's Sexiest Beaches Aims To Be Educational
Bridget left Girls Next Door to host a show on the Travel Channel. During this episode in Jamaica, she asked someone what "Rasta" means. She thought he was joking about the whole "no pork" thing. More » -
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Capitol Goes Cuckoo For Brad & Nancy
- Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]
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Girls Next Door: Goodbye To Bridget & Kendra's Deep Conversations
Now that Holly left Hef for a creepy magician, Kendra left Hef for a professional athlete, and Bridget left Hef simply because the others did, we realized we actually might miss them. -
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Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
- Did a knock down, drag out fight with Lilo land Samantha Ronson in the hospital for "exhaustion"?
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Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
- Luke Wilson is back in Austin, Texas for the holidays, and he's spending them at the Yellow Rose gentlemen's club. Ol' Luke was "getting lap dances and rocking out" to heavy metal. [Page Six]
