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more about #girlscoutcookies mbot says Spock yeah!: As if we needed any further evidence that Wal Mart has NO SHAME. Honestly, it makes you think their execs would start kicking puppies in the face if ... more » tirso: man, is Wal-Mart going to be pissed when Girl Scouts start selling assault rifles and cheap DVDs door to door. more » andromache: when I was little, the cookies were absolutely delicious and incredibly easy to sell, especially at $2.50/box. Then some other company took over the ... more » AthertonMerriweather: I don't see what the big deal is. Grocery stores in my area sell knock-offs of every brand in the store. Also, many cookie companies already make co... more » laureltreedaphne: So, we shouldn't be shopping at Wal-Mart to begin with, because they treat their employees horribly. But this really sucks. When you buy the cookies f... more » lalaland13: I think Wal-Mart definitely does some douche things, but don't other cookie companies already have Tagalong knockoffs? And probably Thin Mints, too-I ... more » Atsumi: Stay classy, WalMart. more » sybann: I hate Walmart. I especially hate that I have to drive past Wallyworld to pay higher prices somewhere else if I want to shop responsibly. Makes me ver... more » dreamweave: Jesus Christ, Wal-Mart. What's next, jars at checkout taking collections for Ronald McSchmonald House? Will you be selling Naul Pewman salad dressing ... more » mbprice: GTFO, commercial. I love Girl Scout Cookie blizzards. I will gladly change genders for the interval during which I consume a thin mint blizzard. more » Liz11685: Silly commercial. The first important thing to remember about selling GS cookies is that men buy more! (Kidding!) more » PreposterousHypothesis: That girl really needs to unpack her (Girl Scout) knapsack and examine her Blizzard privilege. more » Rare Affinity: Two years ago I saw some youngsters had set up a drinks stall in their front drive. I gamely bought a drink. It was overpriced and tasted awful. But a... more » angelheadedhipster: You know what annoys me and is tangentially related? I watch a lot of a certain TV shopping network (my life is kind of sad) even though I never buy a... more » doodley is not amused: They're Girl Scout Cookie Blizzards. Are they made from real Girl Scouts? more » ellaesther: A) That's Dex! Nice to know that Dex has a home and a family. Though, given that Dex knows so much, you would think that he would have known that his ... more » Flackette Goes Retro: I had one of these a few days ago. OMG HEAVEN. more » Madlenka: Damnit! Is it wrong to want a tasty tasty ice cream/GSCookie treat before noon? more » lalaland13: Similarly, girls will not be allowed a taste of the Axe Body Spray Blizzard. Which is OK, because that shit is toxic. more » Ionic: Oh, zeus, Tagalongs! Those cookies are my crack. I don't blame the dad. I probably would have responded in a similarly immature way, being denied my T... more » -
#thecookiecrumbles
Wal-Mart Sells Knock Off Girl Scout Cookies
Wal-Mart is selling imitations of Thin Mints and Tagalongs, the Girl Scouts' two best selling cookies, in test markets at discounted prices. Though the "real" cookies are pricer, they make up most of the organization's income. [Authentic Organizations, Image via] -
#noboysallowed
Dad Learns Girl Scout Cookie Blizzards Are For Girls Only
Speaking of Girl Scouts: In the commercial at left, a girl says her dad can't have Dairy Queen's Tagalong Blizzard because, "They're Girl Scout Cookie Blizzards. You're a boy." [BrandFreak] -
#cookiemonsters
Samoa 4.0: One Scout's Celebrity Prompts Jealousy, Betrayal, Cookies
A cookie controversy is shaking the Girl Scouts to its very foundation! More » -
#cookiemonsters
"Cookie Pushers" Flout Girl Scout Honor Code
The dirty little secret of the Girl Scouts? Of the 200 million boxes of cookies sold annually, many are actually being pushed by aggressive parents! More » -
#girlscouts
Bachelor Of Cookies
This year, Girl Scouts were sent to Cookie College at the University of San Diego to learn the art of the deal — and the hard sell. One pitch? "You deserve these cookies." [KPBS] -
