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more about #giants more comments → Skellatrix: It was a fucked-up scary weekend of people getting hit in the head with baseballs. It looks like it could have originally said "HOPE DAVID IS ALRIGHT... more » Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!: I'm sorry Anna I really am. But your team is fucked.... for a while. And don't tell me you haven't noticed Johan Santana is not doing too well recently. more » MizJenkins: She couldn't have turned the sign over and just written it correctly on the back? more » Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: That study done in England has, for obvious reasons (other than being in England) never been present for my last hour class. If they had been they wo... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Sondra "Miss Football" Fortunato says she may shift her team allegiance from the NY Giants to the Philly Eagles because she is sick of being hassled b... more » quityourlife: I'm pretty sure if you're looking for respect and a hassle-free existence, the Philadelphia Eagles organization is the last place you want to show up ... more » CecilMcCecil: I miss HamsterPants as well. What ever became of her and her tiny little helmet? more » Lymed: Firewomen and firemen are really a pet's best friend. I actually got the captain of the fire station down the street to call me back about my kitties ... more » OtterPower: I love that the firemen went in to specifically save those kitties. I thought that only happened on t.v. The photo of one of them administering the ox... more » Trent 4-EVA: All pets eat underwear, right? Mine and my bff's do. We both have many crotchless panties that didn't start out that way. more » EdnasEdibles: I thought one of the benefits of being a hamster is that you don't have to do any work. I feel bad that this poor little hamster is expected to shred ... more » TexasCrude: I see Hamsterpants has a lot going in her life right now. Great for her! more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: Actually, I would kind of like it if public celebrations could be separated into families, couples and single women over here sometimes too. Once my f... more » morninggloria: You know, it is possible that perhaps talking rhymically over percussion or music could have originated in more than one place? It's not that complica... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: And I see from the t-shirt pic posted above that she's known as "Miss Everything." So, DUH!!! Of course we're jealous! Show me a woman who doesn't wan... more » -
#leftovers
Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To Switch Teams
• Cute: a hamster-powered paper shredder that takes, uh, 45 minutes for a single hamster to shred one standard sheet of paper. • -
#theyrejustjealous
A Skimpy Explanation
Sondra Fortunato, aka "Miss Football," got in trouble at the Giants Stadium last week when she showed up in a skimpy Santa Claus outfit. Fortunato figures that other women "got jealous and complained." [CBS News]
