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more about #giadadelaurentiis lisas: I wonder what, exactly, you'd expect an objective source to say about the essence of love. "It's everything except that red rose parfum crap. Man that... more » lafleur: Lily looks fanfuckingtastic. I need those tights, Karl. Karl? Can you hear me? more » badmutha: I am starting to think these designer people are just a bunch of loonies. more » kkatt: But Ashley does the perfume smell like Old Cow or New Cow? more » virgikneecap: Ashley Greene is making some SexyFace, or as my boyfriend calls it, "I Just Burped" -Face. (He then proceeded to say, "This is....I just burped up yo... more » labeled: Nina Bergman, I only know you from your granola commercial, but I wanted to say that there's something about your shoes that I'm crushing on, hard. more » lavenderstain: Also I do not know who Ashy Green is but I want to die and come back as her. goddamn more » lavenderstain: Maryl was wearing that on Conan last night. I guess she went right from the premier to the show. more » theruraljuror: Wait, is Rob McElnhenney a death eater?! more » GeorgeFayne: I've never seen Jane Lynch in a dress, and I'm having a hard time deciding if she's hotter in this or as a suit-wearing power dyke. Lord, I love her,... more » ElleL: Why do Kat Kramer's shoes NEVER fit?? She's always got toes falling off the ledge. Meryl wore that on Conan last night, and I loved it! I love it ... more » Ailatan: Say no to the side parting, Emrhys Cooper. more » R-V: Is it just me or are we seeing a lot less of the standard pee-pee-dance crossed-ankle stance on this red carpet than usual? What a nice change! more » dripdrop: Why was Rob McElnhenney there and not in my pants? more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I kind of adore Giada's outfit. I would totally wear that to work (I like to pretend like I work at a place where jewel toned satin tank tops are app... more » babzie: Just occured to me that a) I never see Kat Kramer anywhere but in GBU, and b) her shoes NEVER fit right. more » pear.shaped.Sara: Is Ms Gastineau wearing leggings ... under her jeans? What is going on in that area? more » J.D.Regent: I, too, chose David the Gnome. But then came to resent him and Sarah for being the only thing I could watch that day. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I want to be Meryl Streep when I grow up. I really do. She is The Sauce. more » haus_frau: Kat Kramer's shoes look so uncomfortable! From the picture, it looks like the ankle straps are the only things holding her from sliding right out of t... more » -
#ragtrade
Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
- Handbag model Lily Allen performed live at the farming-themed, hay-strewn Chanel show this morning. [Fashionista]
- Claudia Schiffer has formally announced she will no longer do any runway modeling. She plans to fill her downtime with a trip to Iraq. [Sun]
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#goodbadugly
Julie & Julia Premiere Had Delicious Dish
Julie & Julia is based on one great book and one okay one, so it's no wonder that the film's premiere, at Mann Village Theatre, should be a mixed bag - and full of food and Hollywood celebs...plus Alice Waters. More » -
#ragtrade
Supermodel Assaulted By Husband's Hired Guards; Chloe Sevigny Wants Hermes
- Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant just got ugly: security guards hired by Brant to protect the family home allegedly assaulted the model and pushed her through a screen door. Police have been called to the house twice. [E!]
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#magicchef
Things That Make You Go Hmm
Random question of the day: Does anyone on earth ever cook a full-course meal while wearing a gorgeous dress and perfect makeup without staining themselves? Or does only Giada De Laurentiis have this magical ability?
