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more about #gettypic more comments → Cimorene: Wow, at first I was like, "Hm, interesting. Though ridiculous, I can kind of appreciate the banning of phallic symbols, probably they mean for public ... more » ice cream for breakfast: Here's some humour I found in this. The majority of Switzerland's Muslim population are Bosnian Muslims who immigrated from the Balkans in the 90s. Mo... more » Bitchplz: And while we are on the topic, here is a list of other symbols of male power we should ban: gothic spires, high rise towers, church steeples, lighthou... more » milominderbinder: From what Europeans I know have told me, it's the assimilation factor that is the biggest, I don't know if this is factual but from anecdotes I've bee... more » girlarchaeologist: I find myself stupidly pleased by this. more » MichelleMyBelle: Maybe I read way too much celebrity gossip sites, but I always thought that celebrities go to People with their statements and "a source close to so a... more » limegreenandtangerine: Sounds like Jake's on step 5 of the D.E.N.N.I.S system. Kidding, kidding! more » spikenard: I just feel like crying. I'm Muslim and I'm tired of defending Islam and dealing with Islamophobia. I'm fed up and I feel exhausted and this just hurts. more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Hey Julia Werner, for you to advocate for islamophobia, xenophobia, and ignorance, on behalf of my vagina (or anyone else's) is seriously uncool. In f... more » Erda: The difference between Jezebel and the tabloids is Jez admits it when they've got their story wrong. Whereas, all the tabloids that got wind of this ... more » annina9: I am Swiss and just like @eva.maria.leuenberger I am deeply disappointed and ashamed about the result of the vote. However, I think that it is wron... more » kookla: I think this rumor started when a source said "Jake had gotten rid of his beard." What do you want from me? All the good ones were taken. more » Bella_vina: I know it's a weak comparison, but: a lot of western european countries feel about radical muslims the way you liberal guys feel about the conservati... more » Superawesomerad: Contract negotiations. more » clockwise contemplates going counter: Dear Julia Werner, shut it. No, just shut it, really. Minarets don't make you live in a country with sharia law, just like churches don't spread b... more » -
#makeups
...Or Maybe Reese And Jake Haven't Split After All
Drama-rama: USWeekly is now claiming that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have NOT broken up, despite People's earlier report. "It's not true," says Reese's rep, "They have not split." Perhaps the "turkey drop" didn't happen after all. [USWeekly] -
#politicsoffear
Minaret Ban Passes In Switzerland
In a vote deemed "a deep embarrassment for the government" of Switzerland by the New York Times, the Swiss have voted to ban the construction of minarets, and according to the Times of London, women played a large part. More » -
#notablequotable
From Dr. Feelgood To Judge Judy
Life in 2009 is somewhat tame for the boys of Motley Crüe: sometimes, Vince Neil just wants to "relax with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and some Judge Judy and that's it, man. Those are some good times." [VanityFair] -
#breakups
Jake Gyllenhaal And Reese Witherspoon Call It Quits
Sadness: according to People, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, who began dating in 2007 after working together on the film Rendition, have split, which means we may very well have a celebrity "turkey drop" on our hands, people. -
#intothewoods
Tiger Woods: "I'm Human And I'm Not Perfect."
In a statement released on his website, Tiger Woods claims his accident was his fault, noting "the only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble." More » -
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#snapjudgment
"I Know We've Been Married For 17 Years, But My Mom Just Really Likes To Chaperone."
[Washington, D.C., November 28. Image via Getty.]
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#intothewoods
This Tiger Woods Thing Is Getting Very Messy, Very Fast
Oh, dear: the Associated Press is reporting that Tiger Woods and his wife have declined to speak to police today regarding Woods' recent car accident, asking that they return tomorrow instead to question the couple about the incident. More » -
#notablequotable
Patrick Stewart: "The Truth Is That Domestic Violence Touches Many Of Us."
"Most people find the idea of violence against women – and sometimes, though rarely, against men - abhorrent, but do nothing to challenge it."- Patrick Stewart, discussing his own childhood experiences with domestic violence in the Guardian. [Guardian] -
#palesales
Vampire Trend Causes Pale Foundation Sales To Soar
Pale women of the world, start hoarding your makeup: thanks to Twilight, sales of pale foundation have risen 200% over the past month, leading the always understated Daily Mail to declare pale makeup a "sinister trend." [DailyMail] -
#letsmakeamovie
Black Friday: The Terrible Movie
While going through photographs from yesterday's Black Friday shopping madness, I noticed that many of the pictures resembled shots from films depicting zombie takeovers or an impending apocalypse. With that in mind, I bring you Black Friday: The Movie. More » -
#headdesk
"The Decision To Free Roman Polanski Is A Wise Decision."
Should you feel the need to become enraged today, you may want to read Bernard-Henri Levy's celebratory Huffington Post piece, wherein he declares that "the nightmare is about to end" now that Roman Polanski has been released from prison. [HuffingtonPost] -
#dirtbag
Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
- Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]
