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more about #gerardbutler BetteD: Shauna Sand and Chace Crawford?! Now MY mind is blown. Dear sweet lawd...the visuals! The eyebrows! The lucite! I think the tabloid press received... more » dj_chick: The Taylor Lautner quote makes me think of male cheerleaders ... they always get such crap, but really, they're the ones surrounded by scantily clad g... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Dear Pete, I'm pretty sure the only person who poisoned you was yourself. Just say no. XOXO, Le K de K more » MargaretMoony: There are so many things wrong with what Jon Gosselin said. *headdesk* more » messybessy: Alec Baldwin's quote is so much more awesome when you read it in Jack Donaghey's voice. more » sableized (sister europe): Mr Bernal, what a beautiful simile. I'm going to send that to my dad. more » Tchotchke: Nicole Ritchie has won me over. Sure, she is famous for nothing, a former drug addict and friend of Paris Hilton--which is infinitely worse--but she s... more » eeeflopc: Mr. Lohan reminds me of Carl from Desperate Housewives, which is why he's not a favorite of mine. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Dear Pete Doherty, I'm forwarding you this memo that seems to keep getting lost in your inbox about crack and heroin. They're pretty bad for you, du... more » LaComtesse: "Tila Tequila is threatening to sue because a sex tape she says was stolen from her laptop a few years ago has surfaced on a porn website. She stands ... more » bluebears: Alec Baldwin, SWOON... more » LAmonkeygirl: My husband is half Italian, and he is goddamn tired of the Italian-American stereotype. Why is it acceptable to discuss or depict anyone's ethnicity ... more » I, Zombie Normal: Although I have complete sympathy for people/celebrities who have their personal stuff stolen and then broadcast for the world to ogle, I think by now... more » LadyFabulous: Good Lord! When I read the heading I thought Gerard Butler was bonding with John Gossellin. My heart literally stopped momentarily. No worries though.... more » sayah: I heart Adam. We need more like him. more » CynicalPink: What is wrong with this world? Eminem's MOM has an agent? People would rather see ABBA get back together than THE SMITHS? Pete Doherty hasn't OD'd bu... more » I, Zombie Normal: Man, Gosselin's a real piece of work. And what really vexes me is now I am feeling sorry for Kate, and wondering how she could put up with his deluded... more » clevernamehere: Poor famous people! Who knew touching your stomach = pregnant. I'm starting to think that John Mayer gets no action from all his talk of womanizing. more » BestEuphemismEver: "He has always been a gentleman and respectful and never sold her out for a penny, even when he had the chance." Maybe, one day, if I keep my looks a... more » jescabel: more gael, less gosselin, i say. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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#snapjudgment
Throwing The Baby Out With The Bath
WaterTowel[London, November 18. Image via Flynet.]
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Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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#snapjudgment
"Tonight We Dine On Takeout"
[New York, November 9. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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Rihanna Speaks; Angie Shops Stella For Gap
- In an exclusive interview with Glamour, Rihanna discusses the year she's had: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." She also talks about the picture released by cops:
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets
- Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
- Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.
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#dirtbag
Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape
- Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]
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#dirtbag
TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
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#snl
SNL: A Beauty, A Beast, And A Visit From James Franco
Last night's Saturday Night Live wasn't great. Gerard Butler was charming and did the best he could with the material he was given, but overall, the show seemed a bit off. However, there were a few skits worth mentioning: More » -
#snllivethread
Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
Tonight's episode features Gerard Butler as our host, Shakira as our musical guest, and most likely, about 800 or so jokes about the Balloon Boy and his family. But will it be funny? Let's find out. -
#snl
SNL Live Thread Tonight!
Don't forget: our Saturday Night Live thread will be up tonight, as we watch host Gerard Butler and musical guest Shakira try to improve upon last week's episode. Is Butler funny? I guess we'll have to wait and see. -
#goodbadugly
Fashion Police Called At Law Abiding Citizen Premiere
The Los Angeles premiere of Law Abiding Citizen at Grauman's Chinese Theatre provided food for thought - if by "food" you mean "minis, thigh-highs and pearls" and "thought" you mean either "confusion" or "Gerard Butler." And so it begins: More » -
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Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
- Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.
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Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music
- Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.
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Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
- Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:
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#explanations
How Did Gerard Butler Become Overexposed?
This column breaks it down for you, in easy-to-follow steps. Yes, shirtlessness was a factor. [NY Mag]
