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more about #georgewbush more comments → Kilotwat: A quibble with the above write-up For the first time in decades, the U.S. skating team has no clear-cut Olympic medal contender. While that is painf... more » Kilotwat: There's Kim Yu Na of South Korea, the woman who's a good bet to win the Olympic gold. She's skating to a medley of James Bond music for her short prog... more » La Chica Lucy: I was hoping Jezebel would post that coat hanger link! #horses more » J.D.Regent: am I reading that British sex ed article wrong? It seems like it says their approaches DID work? #horses more » labratintraining: I wonder if all the male horses stand on the perimeter and complain to each other about how the female horses walk away with a sneer when they go up b... more » J.D.Regent: wait, you can look up UNPROVEN ALLEGATIONS against people? that can't be right. #horses more » rhymenoceros: Rachael Flatt should definitely make the women's figure skating team. She was the only woman to skate a flawless program at Skate America, and even be... more » yvanehtnioj: That Gaddafi snippet is comedy gold. I'm not even going to follow the link, because nuance might kill my buzz. #horses more » dummyfakeroller: I'm glad he's being released and I understand the overwhelming urge to hurl things at George Bush but the key is to not act on them - especially if th... more » CurtCole: I'm glad he is being released, hope he gets some sponsorships from Nike or Reebok. more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: If I now am unable to watch Bill without thinking of Dick Cheney, I'm having Words. more » rocknrollunicorn: I walked into the Oval Office on our first day and could not find George. I heard muttering under the desk and arrived to find him crouching beneath i... more » NewsBunny: It's not that..I like to HUNT. I like the deer. The doe, to be precise. I like to touch their soft ears -- soft, like a kitten's. I like to sink my fi... more » BicSharpie: I think that it would start like this-- "I saw the letter first. Normally, I wouldn't have checked on my boss' mail, but the mailbox was slightly ajar... more » Lymed: That first day, I walked into the oval office and [RETRACTED FOR EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE]. The End. more » -
#leftovers
Even Wild Horses Need Their Girlfriends • Fire Turns Irwin Land Into An "Animal Graveyard"
• A research team has found that female friendships within bands of wild horses can lead to better reproductive success. They believe that the bonds between females may help the horses fend off annoying males, and thus reduce stress. • More » -
#bloodsimple
Dick Cheney Tell-All To Describe How He Fed On America's
The Washington Post is holding a contest for readers, asking them to pen the first paragraph of Dick Cheney's upcoming memoirs. How could we resist? More »InnocentsInnocence -
#newsat10
Mildly-Hurt Madame Hillary Wants Obama To Get Harsher On Iran
- Hillary Clinton (and Joe Biden) wants President Obama to talk tough on Iran, sympathetic on the opposition. The Secretary of State is also currently recuperating from a fractured elbow, which will require surgery in a few weeks. [Plum Line, CNN]
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#someonesbaby
Condoms: The Prophylactic Against War Criminals!
This Chinese condom ad features the tagline "Such tragedy could have been easily avoided." Click through for a bigger picture of some of the terrible world leaders who might never have been. [Dieline] -
#ragtrade
Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended
- Kim Kardashian is ticked Us used a picture of her alongside a story about Forever 21's just-launched plus-size line. "I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things," Kardashian protested. [PerezHilton]
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#viewaskew
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Shocked To Learn That George W. Bush Is An Ass
Ladies, we are tired. That's why we're presenting this clip from today's episode of the View without comment. Suffice it to say it involves Bush, butt-groping, and a smackdown courtesy of feminazi bonerkiller Joy Behar. -
#newsat10
Robinson, Warren, Pelosi & Palin: Inauguration Day News Dump
- Gene Robinson, the gay Episcopal bishop, delivered a four-minute invocation at the Mall on Sunday. Although HBO had exclusive rights to broadcast the invocation it did not make it to air. [Politico]
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#ragtrade
Courtney Love Tells PETA To F**k Off
- Courtney Love vs. PETA: "Yep, I'm a fur whore... I've been very, very good for a very, very long time, and this ermine is ancient and tattered and feels like it belonged to a Queen." [Daily Express]
