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more about #georgehwbush Scout: Pelosi...your sycopancy is DIS-gusting and, you are STILL (and always will be) "Whack A Mole" to me Breaking to a MUCH more important news conference ... more » JudgeFudge: "I have a three pronged plan to single handedly stiulate our economy out of the recession. 1. I writing, starring and producing in a film called "Brad... more » Rare Affinity: Oh! The Hill, Washington, NOT the Hills, Los Angeles. more » Eric Northman is mine: Brad looks so haggard these days, then again little munchkins can do that to you. For me, Brad was his hottest in Legends of the Fall, damn need to go... more » ElleL: That suit... damn. Thank you... uhh Brad. HAHAHA. more » Hamsterpants: Stay klassy, MSNBC. Yikes. more » lilbobbytables: His facial hair, while not in the Mel Gibson "Conquistador Chic" crazysphere, is still setting off my "lurking malevolence" alarm. That's no benign sm... more » BearDownCBears: The first rule about press conferences is don't talk about press conferences. BTW, Brad, button your top button you goon. more » rd2uk: wow, he looks really good here yum and doing something good yes, please! more » wordinedgewise: BUT WHERE IS THE NEWSBOY CAP?? it's so weird being in dc and seeing photos of celebrities here. it's like watching a dog walk on its hind legs. more » Jack_Burton: Is that Jeffery Goines? more » EkaterinaBallerina: My mother told me last night when Rachel Maddow interrupted her show to say that Barbara Bush had had open-heart surgery, the first thing that popped ... more » HoooooooT: It says a lot about America that people would be more interested in Brad Pitt than the fact that a former first lady is having open heart surgery. more » Betty Bea Getty McClanahan: I feel the urge to touch his beard. more » swimmingly: Men in suits make me go weak in the knees. I was once stuck in O'Hare airport for 12 hours and I about had to get a hotel room to recover from all the... more » Whiskey and Popcorn: Ok, I am a convert to the Brad Pitt fanclub. Benjamin Button sealed the deal. more » TakeADeepBreath: I dont know, for some reason, it feels more heartfelt when George Clooney does it. In the end, I guess it doesn't matter, good is being done. more » casi nadie: yummmmmmmmmmmmm gorgeous man and politics. Nothing could be better. more » vamusical: regarding george sr: OUCH. more » AthertonMerriweather: The ticker is making me think Brad Pitt allegedly attacked his pop star girlfriend, Nancy Pelosi. more » -
#snapjudgment
Hollywood On The Potomac: Brad Pitt Visits The Hill
[Washington, D.C., March 5. Image via AP]
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#solicitations
Help Me Choose An Outfit To Keep George Bush Away From My Womb
When George H.W. Bush said that "ugly" feminists don't have to worry about him becoming interested in their wombs, I knew I had to do something to make sure I was counted among their ranks. More » -
#douchebagalert
George H.W. Bush Wants Nothing To Do With "Ugly" Feminist Women
Since leaving office, George H.W. Bush has built a reputation as an affable, non-partisan weenie who chills with Bill Clinton and does good things. Turns out that, just like his wife, he's still an asshole. More » -
#ragtrade
The Case Of Aretha's Pillbox, And All Other Things Sarto-Inaugural
- Good morning! Obama is president, did you hear? The hat Aretha Franklin wore to sing "My Country, Tis Of Thee" was hand-molded and embellished with Swarovski crystals by Detroit milliner Luke Song. [WWD]
