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more about #georgecarlin more comments → sequined: "She's one of those crazy party animals," who never had a steady boyfriend in college said a source, "She would probably be that type of girl who woul... more » JennaW: Liz also twittered about how she'd been invited to speak at MJ's funeral but couldn't bear to since she was so sad about it, and didn't want to make h... more » gangey: Is it ridiculously nerdy of me to admit that I'm crazy psyched about a Darwin biopic? Seriously folks, it should be great! Voyaging on the Beagle, s... more » LawFairy: I am so glad it is legal for me to have a big fat crush on Daniel Radcliffe. more » Cunning_Linguist: Well Daniel. Your thoughtful and sweet comments have forced me to forgive this sartorial travesty. more » sirensong: Wait Botswana, South Africa? Did she mean southern africa or does she think that Botswana is a city in South Africa? GAH! more » BAngieB: I do NOT find the Lindsay parody to be funny. more » R-Star: Between that adorable interview between Daniel Radcliffe and the 11-year-old girl, and now this quote about the difficulties female actresses face, I ... more » mysterygirl: Well, I heard that John Mayer ruined Jessica Simpson's relationship, broke Jennifer Aniston's heart, caused the coup in Honduras, and started the swin... more » Penny: My boyfriend found some not so good texts from an ex on my phone a few years ago. Thankfully he's more forgiving. I feel bad for her. more » Cafezinha: Orgasms made of distinct or unconnected elements, Russell? more » SevenNationArmy: Ugh, Danrad why do you make it so easy for me to love you? You could atleast try and play hard to get. more » Dancingfrog: LaVar Burton injured? That's too bad. I also just realized that Reading Rainbow is finished - but I guess after 20+ years of reading kids' books (and ... more » Eric Northman is mine: Scream 4? Really? more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: okay, okay, okay. That's it. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson just need to get together already in a crazy "who's the lonely spinster now, bishes... more » -
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John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
- A source claims Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson so abruptly because he found messages on her phone from none other than her ex, John Mayer.
