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more about #genitals more comments → dirtybee: Well, it could've been worse. Then again, I am a little sick in the head. more » Rare Affinity: Poor Wiiliam. And to think in the English Patient he thought that the worst that could ever happen to him was to have a finger chopped off. more » Hamsterpants: Also, this is a terrible waste of a Willem Dafoe. I can think of about 90 jillion things I'd rather do with him. more » Hamsterpants: Oh for the fuck of fuck. And squeamish little me thought the parts I viewed of "Saw" yesterday on SciFi channel were nasty. I am clearly not the targe... more » PrarieMuffin: What could the point of this movie possibly be? Bueller? more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): "...the mother (Charlotte Gainsbourg)leaves more than a month's hospitalization and enters into the care of her husband (Willem Dafoe), a professional... more » Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!: Sheesh..... I mean WTF. Now i am just.... Who comes up with that? more » ElleL: Oh God in heaven... that make my lady parts retreat to my toes. NO SCISSORS FOR YOU, Lady! more » NefariousNewt: And side note to the editorial staff: I have that very same drill at home, though in gray. I don't think I'll be touching it anytime soon, which will ... more » nessalicious: Argh! This is why I watch nice films like Say Anything, and Pillow Talk! (Also it reminds me of 'Hard Candy' with Ellen Page and Night Owl II, I mean ... more » NefariousNewt: *blink* I suddenly feel the need to go home, have several tall, cool drinks, and chat with my genitalia and assure them that nothing like that will ev... more » hydrogen_jukebox: So I was all like, "How bad could it be? I mean, I've seen Teeth. Can't be worse than that..." And then it was. more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Oh. The thing about him didn't bother me, but when they got to her... It was like the first time someone showed me the web-page for a "DIY Clitorectam... more » xilo: That has been one of my worst fears since I read a fantasy book as a kid in which a sex slave bites off his mistresses' clitoris. Not that it's likely... more » BabyJane: Wow. That was disturbing. more » -
#justdontevenreadthis
Spoiler (Of Movie, Lunch, Life) Alert
If your jaded psyche wasn't scarred by this or this, read what Charlotte Gainsbourg does to Willem Dafoe's genitals in the upcoming Antichrist — then crawl into a corner and weep. [New York] -
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy.
