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more about #garycoleman more comments → Dodgergirl: And now, I am terribly excited for the Emmy's. Neil Patrick Harris had better get a song. more » MockMyWorld: What is this unfamiliar and unpleasant sensation I'm experiencing? Why, it's...no, this can't be!...alas and alack, I fear it IS...President Obama set... more » bluebears: Why doesn't Al play The Hold Steady? more » willwriteforfood: Obama's statement on Michael Jackson was a really nice, nuanced thing to say, but I'm waiting for Rush Limbaugh to shit all over it 'cause for him, an... more » Plate2.18: I'm not sure why exactly, but this made me laugh: "Tom Cruise took Suri to the zoo yesterday in Australia to see a kangaroo." I guess it's just funny ... more » Sorcha: I am so watching the Emmys this September then. NPH is awesome and hilarious. He's the only reason why I watched the Tony Awards int he first place. more » shewar: Jesus, I was hoping MJ's kids wouldn't have to be pulled in every direction. WTF is wrong with people? And Debbie Rowe is fighting for custody of the ... more » sshacker: Given that Quincy Jones ONLY ever dated or married white women*, I am not sure if he is in a position to condemning MJ's inability to embrace his birt... more » LadyFabulous: Ugh... I'm hoping Debbie Rowe isn't going to use the kids for attention like whatshisname does with Anna Nicole's daughter. more » SWGM: "Senator Al Franken said that when people call his office and get put on call, they'll hear the Grateful Dead. Franken said: 'Yeah, it's going to be m... more » TheLittlestChicken: Dear Keith Urban, Nicole has three children and you have two step-children. so if Nicole were pregnant that would make it four children. Thanks, TheLi... more » YourScreenplaySucks: Michael Bay said, "Well, that's Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing ... more » Vivi21: Two words for the Michael Jackson situation: shit show. I feel badly for those children. more » BabyJane: Unfortunately, the Red Sox game has been canceled due to rain. Nobody wanted a Wet Seal. more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Dolly = the coolest. Miley, please, for the love of god, shut up. I can't take it ANYMORE. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Keith Urban Says Nicole's Not Pregnant; Funeral Plans Set For Michael
- Keith Urban says the rumors that wife Nicole Kidman is pregnant again are not true, but rather, "A little bit of tweaking [of photos] does that..."
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#dirtbag
Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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#dirtbag
Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
- A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]
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#theyearthatwas
10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
Loopy, aging stars, Martha Stewart's sex sounds, and inappropriate father/daughter relationships made it on 2008's 10 best talk show moments. (Spoiler alert: there's not a paternity test result in the bunch.) -
