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more about #gallery more comments → Sukie in the Graveyard: Photo #11 - what is IN that woman's top? It looks like she's found a place for her credit cards... more » MargaretMoony: You know, when I think Normandy I just don't think kicky nautical hat and gloves. more » Tchotchke: So, it's kinda like in America, only the women are allowed to be brunette and have less obvious-plastic surgery. The more you know! more » JessickerFletcher: Okay, one more comment about pic no. 2: The girl second from the right in the back row is definitely considering shoving blondie and starting a chain ... more » bluebears: ahh the homogenization of beauty norms. really brings a tear to my eye. more » BabyJane: She's a boat captain, just like Hef! (How you doin', Joel McHale?) more » hughman: Geneviève de Fontenay needs to be a judge on Project Runway, stat! Faire le travailler! more » Diziet_Sma: Only differences I can see is there's only one blonde here, and it doesn't look like there's huge amounts of silicone boobage going on. more » femme-bot: "act like they always hit the beach in a pair of silver heels" You don't!? more » JessickerFletcher: No! I wanted Miss Charente-Maritime! Just kidding. No one really cares. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: The swimsuit picture! They are all leaning so far back... maybe they have a limbo contest that we do not have? more » RoughHouser: Well, I think the winner - and all of the contestants pictured - is positively stunning. She looks genuinely happy, and for that, I am happy for her. more » rodmanstreet: I'll forgive your slight against Robbie Williams because you mentioned the AggroCrag. Also, I think I'm gonna start wearing my brother's USCG dress w... more » thrombus: FROM SEA TO SHINING SEEAA LIKE LADY LIBERTYYY SHE REIGNS OVER ALL SHE SEEEEEES more » Dictator for Life: Regarding pic #3: Holy Bikini Wax, Batman! How did they avoid having a labia-slip in those bathing suits??!?!? more » -
#gownsandcrowns
There She Is, Miss France 2010
It isn't hard to identify an American beauty pageant. Our airwaves are filled with shows about child beauty queens, fallen pageant stars and elite pageant coaches. But what does a beauty pageant look like in France? Let's find out. More » -
#letsmakeamovie
Black Friday: The Terrible Movie
While going through photographs from yesterday's Black Friday shopping madness, I noticed that many of the pictures resembled shots from films depicting zombie takeovers or an impending apocalypse. With that in mind, I bring you Black Friday: The Movie. More » -
#survivalguides
Fake Your Way Into Twilight Fandom: A Guide To Surviving A Sparkly Vampire World
Well, crew, New Moon has made like 8 kerbillion dollars this weekend (it's actually $140.7 million), which means that the entire world has gone Twilight crazy. Here are some tips for successfully navigating a sparkly vampire-obsessed world. More » -
#goodbadugly
Sparkles, Big Hair, And Silver Foxes: Celebs Come Out For A Night Of Heroes
Celebrities came out last night in support of the CNN Heroes program, which honors "everyday people changing the world." Most of the celebs seemed to play it relatively safe, fashion-wise, but there were a few highlights. More » -
#videobreakdown
Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
Oh, dear. Jennifer Lopez's new video, "Fresh Out The Oven," is now online and seems to take much of its inspiration from Leighton Meester's sexyface crapfest of a few weeks ago, "Somebody To Love." Let's break it down, shall we? More » -
#photoplay
Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended a 30th Anniversary Gala at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles last night, which means we'll probably be seeing some of these pictures alongside ridiculous Brangelina headlines sometime soon. Let's start now! More » -
#nomoneymoproblems
Real Housewives Of The O.C.: Most Of These Ladies Are Broke
Last night, we got a glimpse of what happens when people invest in appearances more than their future. The economy is really affecting the Housewives, forcing them into short sales and yard sales to make ends meet. More » -
#lolgaga
LOLGaga: Letz Haz Sum Fun, Dis Beet Is Sick
While appearing on the German television show Wetten, dass..?, Lady Gaga left her signature hats, lace-face coverings, and teacups behind. However, even without her wacky costumes, she's still clearly a master of self-expression, and worthy of a round of LOLGaga. More » -
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#videobreakdown
Breaking Down The Cliches In Leighton Meester's New Video
Leighton Meester's video for her single "Somebody to Love," featuring Robin Thicke, is now online, and though I'm certain it will be quite popular for its sexy shots and such, it's hard not to giggle at how cliched it is. More » -
#halloweenscene
Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Celebrities, both with and without their children, were out in full force last night, showing off their fancy pants Halloween costumes to the world. Ahead, a roundup of the most notable costumes of the night. More » -
#happyhalloween
Tricks, Treats, And A Ton Of Nostalgia: A Halloween Trip Down Memory Lane
Halloween nostalgia seems to be the theme today, so with that in mind, here's a roundup of various retro Halloween cartoons, commercials, and educational films meant to scare you, school you, and make you smile. More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
On last night's episode, Holly Montag danced at another open-bar party, leading everyone to believe she's an out-of-control drunk. Stephanie Pratt stepped in to "call her out on her bullshit" in what was supposed to be an intervention. More » -
#fieldtrip
And Now It's Time For A NSFW Field Trip To Love Land
LoveLand is a South Korean sculpture park dedicated to sex, and is described by the park itself as "a place where sexually-oriented art and eroticism meet." They failed to note that certain portions of the park are actually quite creepy. More » -
#thefightforrights
Scenes From The National Equality March
The National Equality March took place in Washington, D.C. this weekend, and thousands came out to show their support and demand equal rights for the LGBT community. Ahead, a collection of images from the weekend's events. More » -
#fashionshow
Karl Lagerfeld Shows Everyone Else At Fashion Week How It's Done
Karl Lagerfeld's Ready to Wear Spring 2010 collection debuted at Paris Fashion Week this morning, with beautifully made, on-trend pieces such as tailored shorts and party dresses taking up the spotlight. Ahead, a sampling of the gorgeous goods. More » -
#fashionshow
Lindsay Lohan Makes Her Debut As Ungaro's Artistic Director At Paris Fashion Week
Lindsay Lohan launched her new career as artistic advisor for Emanuel Ungaro earlier this morning as Ungaro's Spring 2010 collection headed down the runway at Paris Fashion Week. So how did she do? Let's take a look. More » -
#danceparty
It Ain't The Butterfly, It's The Tootsie Roll: An Ode To Fairly Inappropriate School Dance Anthems
Florida's Polk County school district recently placed a ban on all sexually suggestive dancing, claiming that "booty dancing" was inappropriate on school grounds, which led me to reminisce about the hilariously inappropriate songs played at my middle school dances. More » -
#fashionshow
Jean-Paul Gaultier: Brights, Bras, Bellies, And Braids
Jean-Paul Gaultier's Spring 2010 collection is filled with bright colors, Gaultier's signature lingerie-inspired tops, and Cindy Lou Who-esque braids. Rihanna, Katy Perry, and Janet Jackson were all in the audience to watch as the collection went down the runway. More » -
#fashionshow
Viktor & Rolf Invite You To Their Awe-Inspiring Prom
Viktor & Rolf's Spring 2010 collection, which headed down the runway at Paris Fashion Week this morning, was filled with amazing, ruffle-heavy dresses that looked a bit like 80s Barbie gowns with an Edward Scissorhands touch. More » -
#fashionshow
Missoni: Lovely, Lovely Layers
The Missoni Spring 2010 collection is filled with soft, dreamy layers and gorgeous pastels, blues and greens. The layering creates a pretty, flowing look without becoming too bulky, and the overall result is just lovely. More »
