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more about #gadgets more comments → LaComtesse: Yeah, this is ridiculous... it's for parents who feel bad about punishing their kids. though I managed to make time outs fun sans bear. I rarely got ... more » YourScreenplaySucks: I see a potential Twilight Zone episode here ( a la "Talky Tina" except he's "Time Out Tommy". And he's beginning to hate you) more » MizJenkins: I can only imagine that when actually deployed it bears a suspicious resemblance to an amateur bomb. "Oh HAI there Cuddle Bear...what's that you say? ... more » beliefunwrought: This thing looks like the crazy punctual cousin of my old heart-to-heart bear. more » morninggloria: This will work about as well as my detention vibrator. more » prestocaro fears the culling: This thing is scaring me almost as much as Teddy Rukspin (sp?) did. I don't get it... just get a regular kitchen timer. Why must it be embedded into... more » keldo: Wrong! Time out = punishment. Teddy bears = fun. FAIL! more » CrossWord: My issue: it will take any child over the age of two to figure out how to mess with the timer. And if they can't touch the bear, what's the point? Ove... more » Goodbye.Kitty: I hated being sent to my room, but once there I would happily read a book and forget that it was a punishment at all. more » victoriasauce: I'll admit, I like it. more » Jessi Ramsey: Time out is not suppose to be cuddly. You sit and you think about what you have done or else Mama is getting the wooden spoon. more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Ha, when I was a kid 'time's up' was when my ass stopped hurting enough to move. Spoiled brats! Get off my lawn! more » NewsBunny: I do not like him. Stuffed animals should be adventurous! Would HOBBES sell his soul to be some kind of Furry Nazi? I think not. more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: That seems like it would very quickly become a double edged sword, causing the kid to confuse punishment with pleasure and...all sorts of issues (some... more » R_Claw: That looks like my mom's old kitchen timer in his belly. Cute idea, but couldn't they find a cuter more advanced timer? more » -
#bearmarkets
Care Bears
The new "Time Out Cuddle Bear" makes playing into a punishment...or punishment into a treat. Either way, doesn't one negate the other? More » -
#gadgets
Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!
Via Random Good Stuff: Nipple Extractor for sale on Amazon for the low, low price of $4.73. Some reviews, after the jump. -
#romancenovels
Good Call
Great news for those of you who avoid romance novels because of the humiliating "clinch" covers: An entire catalog of romantic books will be made available on the iPhone. Read about the searing kisses on a train without shame! [Mediabistro]
