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more about #frenchresistance more comments → notheretomakefriends: I love that there is a tag for 'french resistance'. then I remembered that most of these tags are for single use. so much for war tales about my grea... more » ArtfulSlinger: This is literally the fifth ridiculous thing this guy has said in the past few months. Why are people interviewing anymore? Yes, he was adorable onc... more » noony: someone knows their french history! personally i always wanted to be described as a french collaborator who had affairs with the germans and then was ... more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Dude is a total douche. Speaking about Brittish soldiers curretly in conflict: In Burton's day they were itching to get into the fray. Now it is the o... more » wry_bred: Whatever, Rupert, you starred in The Next Best Thing. Twatwaffle. more » marshmallory: She can hide hundreds of Jews in her cleavage?! Sounds impressive. more » YourScreenplaySucks: This is silly, but I love it. It's so much nicer to inspire these kinds of convoluted, over the top comparisons, rather than a bland "She's a brunett... more » swashbuckling: How small does he think Jews are? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): He is just wonderful in Blithe Spirit on Broadway. more » ellaesther: I half expected him to have the Jews hiding the cleavage, frankly. Which might, come to think of it, explain the quivering. more » Trulymadlyme: When people meet me, they think He's tall. Like a sad Indian. You know, feather, not dot. Like that Indian in those anti-litter commercials during th... more » save jinger: And Rupert is the type to loathe himself for his homosexuality and try to turn himself into Charlie Sheen: You know, that type. more » casi nadie: I'm really curious as to why is brain thought it was logical to leap from "cleavage" to hiding "tons of Jews under their bed." No, wait. No, I'm not c... more » andBegorrah: What with all the witch bottles, molding pieces of wedding cake (fingers crossed!), and the last of my Roth IRA stashed under my mattress, there's no ... more » Shamrockette: And if you saw me, you'd see the apocalypse. more » -
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You Know, That Type
Rupert Everett on meeting designer Sophie Theallet: '"Sophie had this jet black hair, white skin, and quivering cleavage"...he was "reminded of the French resistance," the type to "hide tons of Jews under their bed."' [The Daily Beast]
