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more about #french Highsmith: Mon dieu! Here's another most amazing woman you've never heard of [www.amazon.com] more » gangey: "Maybe you have sharper teeth than I do!" I am so Netflixing this. more » belle TL: Between this and the adorable puppy I saw yesterday I may actually die from cute overload. more » FerdinandPorcupine: My brother and I went into SF to see the two of them signing books at Sur La Table a few years ago. They were just as adorable in person. Jacques kept... more » nex0s: I have the cookbook from this show, and it's briliant! They give alternate ways of doing things - and sometimes I do Julia's way and sometimes Jacques... more » Steverino Begins: He's what the French call les incompetents. more » Lolita Hazed: Oh my God I was SO just WAITING for this to happen. I speak more French than any of the girls he'd previously hit on and this girl is my new hero and ... more » Gingerlime: That screencap sums up pretty much every date I've had lately. more » unalteredone: "But it turns out that he knows only a few phrases." I didn't interpret what happened as proof that he only knew a few phrases, it seems from previou... more » marionette: At least he didn't say this: more » cuteasabutton: Reminds me of this - more » nothanks: he could have pulled this back by singing the frenchie song on season 1 flight of the concords ... LA BIBLIOTEQUE? DOOO DOOO DOOO more » morninggloria: This show is a seBASTION of idiocy. more » stacyinbean: Good to know douchebaggery is being taught younger and younger these days! more » hatepaperdoll: Brenda Dubois aka: Brenda Walsh could have told him this would happen. That is why they really need to teach the classics in schools. more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: perhaps this a good opportunity for him to learn a valuable lesson: exaggeration (to the point of lying) makes you look bad. especially if you get cau... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Dammit, woman! You shouldn't have spilled the beans so early. So much funnier to have him saying 'Voulez vous du beurre?' then quoting some Colette or... more » CurtCole: Anything is an improvement from the way he dances, kid looked like he was on meth. more » amowls: Okay, when you date rich kids, you have to kind of expect that some of them know French fluently. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Oh man, you know that shit is going to be all over school in like, 5 minutes. "Hey, you know that guy I went on a date with? Sebastian? Yeah, so he... more » -
#halloffame
Profile In Courage
Susan Travers may be the most amazing woman you've never heard of: an English socialite who became a Free French ambulance driver, she earned the Legion d'Honneur and become the only woman in the French Foreign Legion. [BBC] -
#butterisbetter
Child's Play: The Odd Couple
In her later years, Julia Child partnered up with just about every chef and luminary in the world. But I had to end the week with a clip of Julia and Jacques Pepin, one of television's greatest pairings. More » -
#realitybites
NYC Prep: Teen Girls Figure Out Players At An Early Age
On last night's episode, Sebastian — the resident "player" — went on a date with an older woman (a senior), whom he tried to impress with his bullshit story that he's French. The only problem was that she speaks French. More » -
#cuckooforcoco
"Do You Really Think A Something Something Is Going To Marry Himself With A Girl Like You?
What happens when you get a high school freshman with passing knowledge of introductory French to translate the trailer for Coco Avant Chanel, starring Audrey Tautou? Faux-Français! Clip embedded after the jump. [Videogum] More » -
#clips
French Countess Gets Très Bitchy With Martha Stewart
Countess Cristina de Vogüé (!!) from the famed French Chateau Vaux Le Vicomte (?!?!?!) was on Martha Stewart's show today, "sharing" her meringue recipe. This, of course, meant Martha did all the work: -
