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    Snowbunny: Um, ice is really cold. Not like a little chilly and exciting, like COLD as fuck. So unless it's 100 degrees out or I am wounded, I don't want that s... more »
    SarahHeartburn: Let's grow up, all of us. We all know that women's mags are made to sell anything. Would there be a fridge ad in that issue? For the inside skinny on ... more »
    Crackers in Bed: now, dulce de leche ice cream whilst out on the dock of a lake house on a hot, hot Texas night... more »
    whynotshesaid: Clearly, no one at Cosmo has ever actually had sex. more »
    Devonna: I actually don't think an ice cube would do much on most people's backs. Shoulder and neck, maybe, but my back is pretty fucking impervious to temper... more »
    Crackers in Bed: the day I decided I was over Cosmo was the day they (in all seriousness!) wrote: "that line to bathroom is insanely long, but hey you're in a packed c... more »
    smopenna: This post is a little Mean Girl in tone. We all know Cosmo is fairly ridiculous, but I don't know, it's like making fun of the girl in the sky high b... more »
    SarahHeartburn: THIS is how you do it. Ah, the good old days before AC. more »
    elitza owns the last Enzo shirt: I'm coming down moderately pro-ice: limited duration, extremely hot weather. It's *okay.* Not sexiest thing ever, and do not come near ladybits with c... more »
    ginseng_you_sing: Did Cosmo just recommend titty fucking? Or am I reading that wrong? more »
    wtfox?!: The guy definitely seems to be humoring her crazy sex ideas. I sense this relationship may be on the rocks. more »
    shorty63136: She is about to drop a whole TRAY of ice cubes on him. That's not indicative of sex - it's inidcative of a prank...and then clearly wet sheets (not in... more »
    poires et poireaux: Um, I'm going to try to chime in for the pro-ice side here without getting all TMI-y, but it's going to be difficult. It was 7 years ago, and there wa... more »
    counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good: Ice is not sexy. Ice is cold. To feel cold is not sexy. more »
    LadyFabulous: Because nothing says "true love" like trying to please your potential-necrophiliac boyfriend by trying to make your body as corpse-like as possible, I... more »
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    Cosmopolitan Is Really Into Ice, Ice, Baby

    I typically take on Men's Health on the weekends, because it's a treasure trove of stupidity, but today's Saturday gem comes to us from Cosmopolitan, which decided to present us with "10 Sexy Things To Do With Ice." Yes, really. More »