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more about #freepeople more comments → MargaretMoony: All these models have the same sort of sad, wishful face on. Scary. #freepeople more » boxspelunker: Maybe I am alone, but I think the across-the-forehead headbands are quite cute. I am not known for my excellent taste in clothes, though. My mom thr... more » NewsBunny: I can get you a ring like that at one of the jewelry stores on 74th St. in Jackson Heights. Then head to Patel Brothers for the best Indian grocery s... more » randomnessish: I could buy those distressed cowboy boots (picture 4) in a heartbeat, from any number of used clothing stores here in Nashville, and at half the price... more » casi nadie (loves MCC forever): As a poor hippie myself, I would rather buy my poor hippie clothes from thrift stores (or ask my mother to knit them for me) than wear the FP or Urban... more » ElleL: Now I want to watch Clueless and buy Doc Martens. #freepeople more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Last year, I planned to wear a cute dress to the office holiday party. I got about a foot out of the house before I realized that it was below freezin... more » Laines: Fun at home- $20 bucks and access to a halfway decent bead or craft store and you too could turn out a necklace just as pretty. I'll bet if you check... more » ElleL: #13 Looks like MC Hammer designed a line of Chippendale's Tuxedos that allow for pooping while dancing. #freepeople more » toastandlove: Only skinny white people can dress like this. If you are thick or black or brown, you will look like a homeless vagrant. It's just a theory. You can ... more » Penny: Totally agreed on the proportions on #2. That skirt would look totally cute with just a scoop-neck black tank. And 86 the knee socks, Jesus. #7. I... more » sportz.star: "Boyfriend jeans" Definition: I took Marie Claire's advice and settled for a useless loser as a boyfriend and I've had to hold together his jeans wit... more » hortense: If you're over the age of 18 months, you probably shouldn't be wearing a "onesie." #freepeople more » futuremouse: As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte! #freepeople more » Mary McCarthyite: I totally agree with your analysis of all of these fug clothes. The other problem with them is that they are NOT WARM CLOTHES FOR WINTER! Apparently t... more » -
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Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
If you're a trust fund kid who longs to look worldly, poor and thoughtful, you're in luck. The November Free People catalog knows that nothing says "Christmas" like overpriced crochet and a headband.
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Free People: Winning Us Over With Cute, Cuddly Critters
Free People has given us many different styles: Hideous, overpriced thrift store; Iron Curtain; crafty, crocheted crap and Darjeeling Limited chic. And we hated them all! But photographing models with dogs and cats from the Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society? Smart!
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Free People's Tops Can Be Worn Many Ways, Several Of Them Stoopid
It just seems like no matter how you tie this thing, it looks dumb. Another weird item after the jump. More » -
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9/11 Truther Nabs Fancy Perfume Campaign
- In a move that smacks of Chanel-Audrey-Jean-Pierre, Dior announced it's making a 6 1/2 minute online perfume ad with Marion Cotillard and Olivier Dahan, who of course directed Cotillard in La Vie En Rose. [WWD]
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Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
- Amanda Lepore has a scent which is more art project than perfume — sold at a gallery for $950, the crystal bottle contains notes of steamed rice, mandarins, champagne, and cucumber. It's fermented. [NY Times]
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At Free People, Spring Has Sprung, And It's Hideous
It's 31° in NYC, but it's a beachy, balmy 80-something on the pages of February's Free People catalog. Almost like a mini-vacation! One where the clothes are so foul, you'll have intestinal issues. More » -
