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more about #fredericksofhollywood Jack_Burton: What a great idea! A little juice-box-style wine container that fits in your bra! more » Eleanor Ramilly: What if it popped? The last thing I need is people to think my boobs are farting. more » annebreal: Proof that "Holiday" instead of Christmas has been around a long time, contrary to what many up in arms evangelicals think. Also, inflatable bras went... more » jenilane: If I had one of these, I would totally do the Fembot walk everywhere and pretend to shoot people when pissed off. more » morninggloria: I just... blew myself. more » Tchotchke: Okay, H, minus the orgasm face, is actually pretty cute. One time, a few years ago, I happened upon a cone bra in a Macys, so I decided to try it on ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: See next page for the Popular Swedish Pump-Style Penis Enlarger!! So Exciting! Do It Yourself, Fellas!! Oldie but Goodie LOL more » KimberleeJean: What a clever place to keep your rum and coke. more » sayah: I thought you got hairy palms by doing it yourself. more » Ailatan: You do it yourself, you do And that's why it really blows You do it to yourself, just you Your bra and no one else's You do it... Jonny Greenwood's g... more » FrannyR: "Removable pointed pads" for when you DIDN'T want your boobs to look like traffic cones? When would that be? more » Dodgergirl: They'll shoot your eye out! more » BuffySummers: So here's my question: I always thought the pointed bra thing was a materials/construction issue. Was the pointed look actually the goal? Like women p... more » TurtleSpeak: Who decided that cone-boobs were an attractive look? Sometimes* cultural beauty standards baffle me. *Usually... Maybe always. more » andBegorrah: "Snorkeling" was the early '60s, self-love version of "motorboating," I see. more » Mary McCarthyite: B, C and D: they are inflating their bras, I see, but it kinda looks like they are trying to drink breast milk through a straw, no? more » otterpops: Actually, I think E might be the first documented case of a model in whiteface. 1960 was so ahead of 2009... more » CurtCole: Frederick's of Hollywood, We've Blown Since the 1960s. more » hydrogen_jukebox: You know, I've always wanted breasts that could double as weapons. Self-defense, friends. more » otherginger: It almost looks like these models are sipping their own sweet, sweet breastmilk from a straw. more » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"
Christmas 1960 was… pointier than Christmas 2009 — specifically "G," the "Venus" number. And was "E" supposed to be worn over a long-sleeved shirt? Click to enlarge. (That's what she said.) [Vintage Ads] -
#todayincatalogs
Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood
Silent night? Holy night? Not when you're shopping for ass trinkets and "secret" Santa crotchless panties! Fun stuff from the Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog, after the jump.
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#yesterdayincatalogs
Frederick's Of Hollywood's Marketing Techniques Haven't Changed Much In 45 Years
Back in the day, womens' clothes were marketed as having a purpose, and that purpose was to snag a man. How else to explain this Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog from 1964? More » -
#ragtrade
David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
- Before digesting the latest round of layoffs, garment worker intimidation, stupidly expensive luxury crap, and magazine turmoil, say a hearty Good mornin' to David Beckham in his fancy new Armani underwear ad. Hello David. [People]
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#todayincatalogs
Frederick's Of Hollywood Has A Heart-On For Valentine's Day
The new Frederick's catalog arrived in mailboxes, and the company is pushing — naturally! — hearts for Valentine's Day. Heart thongs, heart lace, hearts on nipples! Images after the jump.
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