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more about #freddurst more comments → FizzyGood: That puppy looks like a fluffy vampire bat! Maybe that is the point. #levijohnstontwitter more » weaselina: Dear Fred Durst-that was no accident, it was the way to move your ass out of my section so I could leave. FYI, we like to call it roping. Cheers- the... more » sweet_communist: "Rumours," eh, Levi? Someone's been listening to Fleetwood Mac! Alternately, he is confused by spelling conventions, considering Alaska's proximity ... more » T_Bee: It is not CONFIRM(ed). The fact that he forgot the -ed somehow makes me want him all the more... my poor illiterate Levi. #levijohnstontwitter more » TransFat: Oook. Who is writing Kardashian's material!? What a bait and switcheroo! Bruce Villanch? Is that you? more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Levi you sly fox, creating so much hype about your wang. #levijohnstontwitter more » Ultraprison!: Heidi, Glee is THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR SHOW IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY, namely in that the general public enjoys it. Also, Fred Durst, way to embarrass that ... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: wtf fred durst. have you no sense of humor? you honor the waitress by riding out the stink and make an offering of your own. #levijohnstontwitter more » mama_t: I would never endorse something unhealthy! I use Malboro Lights and Thin Mints! What? "Thin" is IN THE NAME. #levijohnstontwitter more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: 1) Kim, I highly doubt the diet you use can be classified as 'healthy'. Ridiculous calorie restriction and unvarying meal supplements aren't particul... more » hughman: what is glee? oh heidi, has it been that long since you got away from spincter? #levijohnstontwitter more » kookoocachaw: Heidi, you cant have Glee. Step away. #levijohnstontwitter more » theKP: Awesome, a waitress has discovered Fred Durst repellent! I will totally buy some of that. It should be sold along with the ShamWow. #levijohnstontwitter more » Brinky: can someone please explain to me what a mechanical dummy is? looking at you, chris brown. #levijohnstontwitter more » GirlFailer: Heh. Levi said firm. #levijohnstontwitter more » -
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Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is still on the fence about posing full-frontal, Kirstie Alley has a stalker, and Kelly Osbourne got a new puppy. More » -
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Chris Brown Is Still Tweeting About Rihanna
Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown still misses Rihanna and dishes out advice to men, Jenna Jameson wants everyone to know she didn't turn her back on porn, and Kendra Wilkinson is writing a book. More » -
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Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery
- Rumors are flying that Lindsay Lohan is donating her time (except for any free clothes she snags) as Emanuel Ungaro's new "artistic director." This gossip item, however, doesn't spell "Emanuel Ungaro" correctly, so its veracity may be questionable. [Fox 411]
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Is Yoko Ono Talking About Vaginas?
Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono proposes a positive body image exercise, Kate Major is happy that Jon Gosselin is being sued, and Scott Baio announces that he is both a Republican and a friend of Glenn Beck. More » -
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Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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Elizabeth Taylor Accuses Media Of Lying About Her Health Issues
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor clarifies her health situation, Tyra steals Larry King's suspenders, and Danny DeVito is drunk…again. More » -
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Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
Today in Tweet Beat, Star Jones, Kirstie Alley, and Sherri Shepherd are incensed over those who defend Roman Polanski, Chris Brown thanks his fans who still support him, and Jane Fonda actually does something tangible about violence against women. More » -
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Lindsay Just Wants To Party Late At Night Without Being Video Taped
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan wants to know why she's not allowed to have some off-the-record fun with the hardworking people in Singapore, Fred Durst cares about genocide in Israel, and Courtney Love's kidneys hurt. More » -
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Jon Gosselin Makes Important Announcement About Hailey Glassman
Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love clears up a Page Six item about herself, Miley Cyrus wants to dance for Jesus, and Lindsay gets snarky with Sam. -
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Demi Quotes Ghost, In Memory Of Patrick Swayze
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs turn to Twitter and Dirty Dancing DVDs to grieve Patrick Swayze. Plus, Frances Bean is counting down the months till she turns 18, Shanna Moakler picks on Holly Madison, and Fred Durst attempts wisdom. More » -
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Holly Madison Is Not A Fan Of Airbrushed Photos
Today in Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus lost something (no not that), Dave Coulier got recognized in a Home Depot (but mistaken for another celebrity), and Frances Bean Cobain is wise beyond her years. More » -
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Walter Cronkite Dies At 92, Reality Show Idiots Continue Making Headlines Anyway
- Legendary newsman Walter Cronkite has died at 92; President Obama released a statement calling Cronkite "a voice of certainty in an uncertain world. He was family. He invited us to believe in him, and he never let us down."[Reuters]
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Britney Throws An Alcohol-Free Circus, Iggy Pop Trashes Billy Corgan, And Jay-Z Kills Autotune
- VIP guests at Britney Spears' recent London gig weren't too happy when they discovered that Britney had declared the backstage to be a alcohol free area as a result of "her problems with alcohol." [TheSun]
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Family Members Out LeAnn Rimes' Husband; Conflicting Reports on Natasha Richardson's Death
- Reports of LeAnn Rimes cheating on her husband, Dean Sheremet, just got juicier: Sheremet's family members called in to a radio show this morning to announce that he is gay. [Perez Hilton]
