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more about #fredarmisen more comments → judgingamy: BREAKING: Marilyn Manson now going door-to-door to shock people: [www.theonion.com] #marilynmanson more » Hana Maru: This is the first I'm hearing of a third Kill Bill! Soooooo excited!!!!!!!!! #marilynmanson more » cand86: Get better, Rue! I don't want to see you or Betty go . . . I'm still mourning Bea. #marilynmanson more » Neodymium: That's pretty fucked up of Adidas #marilynmanson more » Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: Marilyn Manson has always been about calculated sick controversy and second-rate showmanship, never talent or artistic passion. Always. Come on, way b... more » TurtleSpeak: I used to like Marilyn Manson (in high school). Then I got a bit older (I'm only a few years out of high school...) and forgot about him. Now every ti... more » MegiEr: Her lawyer adds, "They fell asleep together, and he kept waking her up to have more sex." ha. ahahaha. Have you ever read a more hilarious and ridic... more » the zeeba is galápagosing it up!: fuck you marilyn manson. fuck you for pretending to be edgy for however many years, which led all my middle school friends to believe being a misogyni... more » napalmnacey is an angry feminist: So much fail. So little commenting space. Rue! Rue, you stay right here, lady! No crossing the pearly gates, not yet!! We love you too much! #ma... more » curiousgeorgiana: Well said, Emmy Rossum. Ending the cult of silence is a big step in ending the cycle. #marilynmanson more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I like how Precious has become all about Mariah Carey's make-up. And by "like" I mean "I want to throw things while screaming in a primal rage." more » Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!: I guess worshiping Satan ain't what it used to be if all he's giving Manson these days are Slim Shady's leftovers. #marilynmanson more » unmoldednicole: My heart jumped when I read "Marilyn murders Evan"... remember that interview he gave when he said there isn't a day that goes by where he doesn't thi... more » morninggloria: I'm starting to feel sorry for Marilyn Manson. He tries so hard to be SHOCKING! and HARDCORE! but he's just... not. #marilynmanson more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: U2, that is the definition of a FAIL. #marilynmanson more » -
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Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
- Maybe all those hysterical parents were right about Marilyn Manson. In his latest video he violently beats a woman who looks like his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood, then leaves her bloody, dead body in a bathtub.
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Peggy Olson Got Married
This morning on The View, the panel announced that Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen got married on Sunday, October 25. Congrats, guys! -
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Elizabeth Moss & Fred Armisen's "Intervention Intervention"
In this skit, Mad Men's Elizabeth Moss stages an intervention for fiancé Fred Armisen, who is hooked on Intervention. Like-minded addicts of the reality show will love familiar soundbites like, "It feels like I'm walkin' on sunshine!" [FunnyorDie, via Lindsayism] More » -
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Yup: The Mad Men Premiere Was Amazing
Holy mother of God. Season 3 of Mad Men premiered at L.A.'s Directors Guild of America, and you better believe it was awesome. Sure, no one ever looks quite as amazing as on MM, but Hamm and Hendricks? We're there. More » -
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Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues
- Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?
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Kelly Osbourne In Rehab
- Kelly Osbourne checked into Oregon's Hazelden Alcohol and Drug rehabilitation center on Wednesday. Her mom, Sharon Osbourne, says:
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J. Lo States The Obvious
- Jennifer Lopez attended the Latino Inaugural Gala on Sunday and said of Barack Obama: "He is the biggest star here, even though it's chock-full of celebrities." Well, yeah. [People]
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Fauxbamas
SNL is reportedly auditioning actors to replace Fred Armisen as Barack Obama. According to Time, "Finalists include "Colbert Report" regular Jordan Carlos, "30 Rock" writer Donald Glover, "Daily Show" correspondent Wyatt Cenac and "MadTV" cast member Jordan Peele." [Time via Daily Beast]
