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more about #fox Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Mistaking a cake for a perfume bottle may be a sign of possible drug use or drunkeness. Either that, or it must have been a really deceptive-looking ... more » BytheSea: I so called it that Jon is trying to control Kate with all his grand dramatic gestures. Stealing money, closing the show down, even the interviews? It... more » applejuice: You know, I used to really like Ewan McGregor, but recently I have noticed (several times) that he has done/said things that made me think he's got a ... more » SparklyTempest: Isn't Hugh Jackman alos a song and dance man? Doesn't he do musical theater as well? #lindsaylohan more » PhillyLass: How absurd of Dina Lohan to call out her ex for going on TV and using his kids for publicity whoring purposes when she DID A REALITY SHOW WITH THEM! M... more » Island of Misfit Toys: Here's a translation of Ewan's statement: I was pretty upset. I don't like to think of him sitting in a prison cell. = I don't think he should go to... more » Pandorasvoicebox: So much for Ewan McGregor. Bye bye, now. #lindsaylohan more » linnyt is a walking cliché: Be careful Ewan McGregor. You're venturing into dangerous territory. #lindsaylohan more » judgingamy: I'm upset that Hugh Grant hasn't worked in so long that "Hugh" now refers to Hugh Jackman. I read this whole thing looking for something on Hugh Grant... more » erinna: I would like to know exactly why Lindsay was even poking at the perfume bottle/cake to begin with? I would never show up as a guest at a party and sta... more » Dauphine: John Stamos, do you have a portrait hidden away in your attic somewhere? That you never look at? #lindsaylohan more » snugbug: A French paper says what's his name left jail today for some medical tests pertaining to "a health problem prior to his arrest." [www.lexpress.fr] more » ritualtheory: Neither Nicole Kidman nor Keira Knightley should even attempt the soulfulness that defines Ms. Springfield. Please, no. Why not Michelle Williams? #li... more » FroderickFronkensteen: Happy Birthday to the ground, eh Lindsay? Maaaaaann... #lindsaylohan more » femme-bot: Is three hours a day really that bad? I guess it depends on what time of day it is, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be that bothered. #lindsaylohan more » jenniferhill: I sort of am not sure if Ewan is saying that he doesn't want Polanski in jail, or if he's just saying it's an odd thought. It's like a friend, or a f... more » andromache: oh, John Stamos, with or without gray hair, you still make me all tingly in my pants. and I'd love to see a picture of this cake destroyed by LiLo bec... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: If you mistake a cake for a bottle of perfume, it may be time to look into rehab again. #lindsaylohan more » marciax3: Ewan? How "complicated" is child rape? #lindsaylohan more » Crackers in Bed: re: Michael Lohan - since when is it the court's responsibility to parent your child?!?! #lindsaylohan more » -
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Lindsay Destroys A Cake, Madonna's Neighbors Sue, And Hugh Might Turn Down The Oscars
- Lindsay Lohan accidentally ruined a cake at a Victoria's Secret party, as she thought the cake was actually a giant perfume bottle. "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." says a source. Team Pie shenanigans! [PageSix]
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Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
- Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says O'Brien was "running down a flight of stairs when he slipped and banged his head, possibly sustaining a concussion." [E!]
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#weightwatchers
More To Love Finale: Luke Proposes; We Learn "Love Has No Shape Or Size"
At some point during last night's TWO HOUR finale of the show formerly known as The Fatchelor, I yelled at the screen, "JUST GET IT OVER WITH!" More » -
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More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
- This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."
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#weightwatchers
More To Love: "I'm The First 300 Lb. Man You've Been With"
Last night, on the show formerly known as The Fatchelor,PukeLuke flipped the script by asking Malissa if his weight was okay with her. More » -
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More To Love: "We'd Have Some Good-Looking Kids"
If you've been keeping an eye on The Fatchelor since the beginning, you've noticed that even though there were ladies crying about being fat, big or "plus-sized" at the start, the four remaining women are large-breasted, hourglass-shaped stunners. More » -
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MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
- According to a search warrant, Dr. Conrad Murray is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.
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#trashtv
More To Love: Rooting For Plus-Size Singles "Like A Sporting Event"
When we first heard about reality dating show More To Love, we were skeptical. Then Megan auditioned, and we were uneasy. LA Times writer Maria Elena Fernandez visited the set, and her report leaves us with mixed emotions.
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Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Accused Of Jewel Theft; Janice Sent To Costa Rican Hospital
- Police are investigating Lindsay Lohan because she's accused of walking off with the jewels she wore during a photo shoot for British Elle. [The Sun]
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#bishplz
Fox Rips Off SATC with "Bitches"
It’s not really surprising that Fox is doing a SATC ripoff, but it is a little shocking that they named it “Bitches.”
