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more about #footwear FrannyR: more » fluxus flucker: Also, Crocs used to make the greatest rain boots ever for kids. My kid could jog in those things (as opposed to the usual clunky Wellies.) I wish I co... more » fluxus flucker: I have a pair of Crocs ballet flats in black. I love them. So comfy. The only comments I've ever gotten on them have been positive compliments followe... more » Israfel_angel: Um. They DO make flip flops... and high heels... and mary janes.... I actually have the flip flops & mary janes & I love them. Super comfy to walk thr... more » Diziet_Sma: They need to collaborate with Stella McCartney asap. more » rodmanstreet: Why not just design some crocs that look like hooves? Because that's what your feet look like while wearing them, anyway. more » o-line: Paint 'em all orange and sell them to Packers fans as Cheese Shoes. more » i dream of gene shalit: Hey, those fuzzy Crocs (pictured) are possibly the comfiest shoe I've ever had. I am a heel devotee, but when I'm at home, or walking the dog, I wear... more » logruszed: At least Crocs are relatively inexpensive and comfortable. If any ugly as fuck shoe is to disappear let it be Ugs. Mario Batali wears Crocs, so they ... more » GreyCat: Personally, I like shoes to be a little sexy. No lucite necessary, but "bacteriostatic" is usually a boner killer. more » PennyFarthing: Pretty much the only people I see wearing these things are little kids and nurses. more » sassyredhead: I have feet that break out in a sweat just seeing a rubber shoe. I remember trying to wear Jellies in junior high...it was a slick, nasty mess. Crocs... more » EdnasEdibles: I've always thought they needed to start a baby product line. I've heard that their gardening kneeler is a perfect kneeler to use when giving your ki... more » Tippi Hedren: They should put all of their advertising efforts into rural areas. People that live in urban areas don't wear shit like this. ETA: Unless they are ga... more » Flackette Goes Retro: Um, Jezeditors? Crocs actually does make a variety of shoe shapes, including some maryjane flats that I have considered buying. The flip flops are he... more » vamusical: Dear Economists: Buying Lipstick in recessions is a widely known behavior due to the fact that lipstick is considered an "inferior good". Please spend... more » I, Zombie Normal: I think Hello Kitty could make better cowboy boots then these. I keep thinking those boots were made for eating, of cake and fondant. more » hellosunshine: Y'all. I love me some cowgirl boots and I love me some gaudy shit, but damn. I can't do these boots. more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: So, when I go out to the dude ranch in March, I should buy a pair of these? Having never been out West or on a dude ranch, I kind of assume these boot... more » DangerMouse: "British scientists are working on a "sex chip" to stimulate pleasure centers of the brain with electric shocks." Apparently, they learned nothing fro... more » -
#desperatemeasures
Crocs Designers Are Dying To Know What You Think
Whaddaya know, but the Crocs designers seem to be fresh out of ideas to extend the shelf life of their hideous footwear, which has been rapidly fading from the national fad-consciousness since early 2008. They want your help. More » -
#leftovers
Expensive Shoes Get Ugly • Learn Proper Umbrella Etiquette
• Boot porn: who knew that shoes could be this ugly and expensive? (The gems on the left cost $1,350. Yee haw!) •
