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Mackenzie: Hot, Steamy, Scrumptious Food Porn
You want titillating, arousing, begging-to-be-ravished food porn? You got it. More » -
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Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation
Jesusophile, a single Dutchman, has a few thoughts on why vaginal sex should be painful, the role of the clitoris and incorporating fruit into your lovemaking. We break it down with pictures after the jump.
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Stick A Fork In It
Another Friday, another foodstuff holiday to celebrate: cherry pie. Tart reminiscing about crusts, bad 90s glam bands, and much more, in the comments. See you guys on Sunday evening for the Oscars. [National Food Holidays] -
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Strange Fruit
At left: What happens when pussy meets phallus. (Don't blame us; Rich did it!) The only thing that would make this better is if Rich shot the footage with a night-vision camera. [fourfour] -
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Fat Chance
This Is Why You're Fat is a site that compiles pictures of the most fattening, greasy, bacon-wrapped, deep-fried, multi-layered, monstrous foods you've ever seen. You're welcome. [This Is Why You're Fat] -
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Porno For Parsnips
Gothamist has discovered what it terms "possibly the most obscene parsnip(s) ever." The full monty can be found after the jump. Gives "root vegetable" a whole new meaning. [Gothamist] -
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The Christmas Tradition Even My Non-Christian Friends Like
There is but one family tradition that I have never forsaken, not in college when I lacked a proper kitchen or in the years that I worked 16 hour days. That tradition is cookies. -
