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more about #foodfight more comments → Devonna: D.I.Y.D.S., asshole. (do it your damn self, asshole) more » stoprobbers: "You're a buffet, you're a vegetable." more » CatSandwich: "Make me orgasm once in a while" more » Pandorasvoicebox: Now I'm hungry. Sandwich recommendations? more » Flackette Goes Retro: This is needed here. more » HuckleberryFriend: I like to go with the tried and true "Poof you're a sandwich!" followed by a Groucho Marx cigar and eyebrow wiggle. more » Diziet_Sma: My Dad's retort is still the best: "What did your last servant die of?" more » thesadtomato: Something Mr. Sad Tomato will never live down, although we joke about it now . . . instead of asking me to make him a sandwich he once said "Looks clo... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Well, my retort would be based on how the question was posed. If it actually was "Go make me a sandwich" my response would not be a verbal one. Instea... more » JerseyCurl: I don't know what I'd say, but for inspiration on what I'd do? I'd use that scene from "The Prince of Tides" where the wife gets so pissed at her hus... more » stealthird: "Would you like knuckles with that?" more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: "peel me a grape" more » missteenwordpower: What I would like to say, if I were clever enough to comment cooly on impossible/useless normative gender roles in the heat of a hissy fit: "Go hunt m... more » bitingfairy: I'd write a big FUCK YOU on a piece of paper, stick it between two slices of bread and then go treat myself to Quizno's while perusing OKCupid. more » wtfox?!: For $10 and a tip, I would do it. He'd have to bus his own tray, though. more » -
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Unsolved Mysteries: How Can The Obamas Eat Burgers, Still Be Healthy?
NY Times Op-Ed columnist Maureen Dowd and others in the media are all abuzz over the Obamas' mysterious and possibly subversive decision to eat both burgers and healthy foods. More » -
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Go Ask Alice To Taker Her Arugula And Shove It (Say Critics)
Today on the HuffPo, Victoria Namkung tells everybody to leave poor Alice Waters alone! More » -
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Emeril Lagasse Sends Elderly Woman Fresh Pot
Update: after an elderly woman scared off robbers with her Emeril Lagasse brand pot, police seized it as evidence. Now, the chef says he's sending her a whole new set of his signature cookware. [AP] -
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It's The Holidays: Time To Talk About Obesity
Holiday weight gain may be mostly a myth, but holiday stories about weight gain are oh-so-real. Today, even a little excess weight will kill you, but you have your city planner to blame. -
