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more about #florida more comments → badmutha: Gia, the expat elf, enjoyed getting away from the North Pole from time to time, and showing off those moves she practiced during the slow times of toy... more » Zulkey: can I just say that anytime I hear "Rock n' Roll Part 2" I think to myself "Goddammit, one of these Halloweens I am going to track down me a Luv-a-Bul... more » Highsmith: I don't get cheerleaders. Are they like barely dressed and more respectable strippers? Are they athlete's groupies? What's the point? more » labeled: Edward Cullen is going to be pissed. She totally one-upped his burgundy lipstick with gloss. (And a sharpie lipliner?) more » IndignationCoordinator: I really think that cut-outs in outfits are an extremely bad idea. The best you'll ever get is "wow, you actually pulled that off". And that's the h... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): That outfit puts the "ho" in "ho ho ho". more » Scout: i'm always aware of how fortunate I am, but at this time of the year, it is even more apparent. more » DeedleDee: "We had a health insurance meeting today to finally discuss the changes they're making. My montly payments should be going down slightly. However, m... more » Lymed: Unfortunately, it should read "A real public option now." #billnelson more » FashionShowAtLunch: Oh! My old hood. I'm so proud of you. Last time I drove through Coral Gables and people were holding signs up they read: "Free Elian". #billnelson more » Lazy Line Painter Jane: ah yes, the powerful millinery industry. I read that at first as "military." more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Aw, I love seeing egrets. I see them all the time, standing very elegantly on top of cars and hedges. And the Everglades is a truly amazing place, g... more » desertbloom79: Yeah but did you see the one that had an entire bird on it? That was much worse. I love this series. It was so interesting it took me away from Ho... more » BetteD: I love Ken Burns and totally watched this last night. I understand the beautiful wild birds causing a hat frenzy and whatnot, but what's nature's e... more » Maulleigh: Perverts gotta live somewhere. I read the article in the Economist how they're all forced to live under a bridge like trolls. They're still human bein... more » -
#fowlplay
Birds Of A Feather: How Women's "Fashion" Inadvertently Saved Wild Florida
Last night's installment of Ken Burns's 5-night epic National Parks: America's Best Idea explained how the feathered-hat craze of 1900 actually helped one of the world's biggest natural wonders, Florida's Everglades, on its way to becoming a National Park. More » -
#unsafehaven
Minister Created Sex Offender Village In Florida
Residents of Pahokee, Florida are angry that minister Richard Witherow has recruited 35 sex offenders to live in an apartment complex there — and that he tried to evict families with children so the offenders could move in. [AP] -
#ragtrade
Fashion's Night Out's Celeb Lineup Announced; Tori Clothing Line A Reality
- The details of Fashion's Night Out — aka Anna Wintour's Plan To Save Retail — have been announced. Over 700 stores in all five boroughs will be participating in events that range from sewing circles to cook-ins to rock shows:
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#dirtbag
Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
- Madonna and Jesus have broken up, if you believe that she Twitters, which this paper does. Meanwhile, she's allegedly on her way to Malawi to adopt another kid. [Daily Mail]
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#leftovers
Retiree Builds Sanctuary For Cats • New Details Released In Fritzl Case
• Meet Craig Grant, founder of Caboodle Ranch. The 30-acre property is home to 500 unwanted felines. Using money out of his own pocket, Grant built an entire kitty-town, complete with lakefront cabins. • More » -
#cattales
Guardian Angels
A plucky 8-year-old from Jacksonville, Florida is petitioning her mayor to let her neighbors keep their cat. The neighbors' cat was taken away after they refused to keep the cat on a leash. [UPI] -
#somethingstinks
Scent Of A Woman
Police in Florida are seeking an arrest warrant for a man who assaulted his wife on Monday after she asked to smell his penis to determine if he had been sleeping with another woman. [TCPalm]
