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more about #flightoftheconchords Maggita: In honor of FOTC and its sad passing, what are Jezzie favorite songs/videos/moments? This is mine. more » IamnotStarJones: NO TAMEKA? Her life was meant for RHofAtl! Maybe Nene and Kim can do some cross cultural stunt casting on Jersey Shore. It would restore my faith i... more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Congrats Kanye! The College Dropout is the only rap/hip-hop CD from this decade that I play all the time. It's brilliant. I miss Lauryn Hill. Wher... more » likepenguins: whitest black boy you've ever met. His teeth are perfect and he's the perfect gentleman. WOW. Please excuse me while I go inform all the black men ... more » Tchotchke: How are Tiger's mistresses affording Gloria Allred as their attorney? She bares the unlikely distinction of being a well-known lawyer outside of the l... more » funzette: What do you call a gaggle of 13 mistresses? A Tiger's Dozen! more » Yahtzii: I don't know why Garrison Keillor gets to be an expert on humor. Having been subjected to both, I can say with complete authority that A Prairie Home ... more » la.donna.pietra: Holly, please meet Shane McGowan. I can assure you that he's white. more » Yahtzii: Now that it's free, Kim's wig is a shoo-in for Bret Michael's new show: Rock of Love: Hairpieces. Can't wait to see it hook up with his bandana in the... more » bluetrain84: Is there something with the name Holly and porn stars/Playboy bunnies? I love that name and always associate it with my childhood babysitter, but rec... more » BinderClip: I know Kanye's a raging narcissist, but that was pretty awesome of him to a) thank all the people who worked on the album and b) give a shout-out to o... more » ElleL: When I think of a Butterscotch Stallion, I think of a man dressed in chartreuse robes, sexing up the local ladies and leaving butterscotch candies on ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I'm concerned-Kanye seems to have adopted the dreaded Sarah Palin Also. NOT TO MENTION THE CONTINUED YELLING, BUT I GUESS I SHOULD BE USED TO THAT BY ... more » 18thfloor: John Mayer was seen talking to Kim Kardashian. She is happy with Reggie Bush, however. Hogwash! No one can elude The Mayer's charms. He's the pied pi... more » madeofawesome: Excuse me, everyone, I'm off to be a high-end escort. more » erinna: Oh, Nene isn't being booted off RHOA, she's leaving voluntarily to star in a new show with me in which we sit around and drink gallons of white wine a... more » ElleL: Honestly, I never saw the big deal with It's On With Alexa Chung, she was a bit too laid back to really captivate the audience. more » CissyPants: Shut up, Holly Samspon. Having straight teeth and being a gentleman does NOT make someone white. What next, he's well spoken? Excuse me. I woke up on... more » GoodBadNotEvil: Yeah, Holly Sampson, Tiger's a true gentleman, cheating on his wife with every vagina he finds. Also: is she implying black men aren't gentlemen and ... more » Ailatan: RIP Flight Of The Conchords. I'm not crying! more » -
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Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
- Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?
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Will Flight Of The Conchords Return For Third Season?
According to Jemaine Clement, in an interview for Austin360, "We've said no, but I don't know if anyone was listening. I think people might just ignore us and force us into it." But is he joking? More » -
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Murray Is Present, His Moustache Is Not
[Sydney, Australia. March 27. Image via Getty.]
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Flight Of The Conchords Tell Us That They're Freaky
On last night's episode, Bret went on a date, and told the girl he was "freaky," and then listed all the things he'd do with her, sexually. Girls everywhere swoon. -
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FOTC Experiment With Hair Product
In a bid to become successful by looking cool, Bret and Jemaine experimented with hair gel, which led to them singing a song about fashion. -
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Flight Of The Conchords And The Art Of "Garfunkeling"
On last night's FOTC, Bret and Jemaine got a gig impersonating Simon & Garfunkel. One Garfunkel-obsessed fan asked Jemaine out, and forced him to have sex with his costume still on. She called it "Garfunkeling." -
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Flight Of The Conchords Talk To The NYT Magazine
Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clemet will appear in the NY Times Magazine this Sunday, telling interviewer Deborah Solomon what it's like living in New York, and what they think of Obama's stimulus package. More » -
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Flight Of The Conchords Are "Both In Love With A Sexy Lady"
On last night's episode, Jemaine and Bret fell in love with Brahbrah - played by Kristen Wiig - a woman with an epileptic dog. Their situation inspired this song, much like R. Kelly and Usher's "Same Girl." -
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Michel Gondry Directs Flight Of The Conchords
Famed music video director turned Academy Award-winning screenwriter Michel Gondry took the helm of last night's episode of FOTC, and his flair for mise-en-scène was evident in this song about Jemaine's ex-girlfriends. -
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Rappers Are Vincible, Not Invincible
On last night's episode of FOTC, Bret publicly dissed every rapper he could think of while playing a gig at a library. It wasn't until later that he took their feelings into account. -
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Michael Phelps: Swims Like A Fish, Smokes Like A Phishhead
- Uh oh! Super Olympian Michael Phelps has been caught on film smoking a bong. Phelps, 23, was reportedly visiting a University of South Carolina sorority girl and apparently "ended up just getting wasted every night."[Star]
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Flight Of The Conchords: Jemaine Becomes A Prostitute
On last night's episode, Jemaine decided to become a prostitute after the band had to sell their instruments when they ran into financial peril due to the purchase of a $2.79 cup. More » -
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Flight Of The Conchords Is In Favor Of Feminine Dental Care
Last night, Bret and Jemaine returned for a new season with a new gig... writing a jingle for an all natural and organic toothpaste for women. -
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Kristen Schaal Designs Her Own Esquire Photo Shoot
Flight of the Conchords returns tonight, giving us another season of hilarious, awkward, and brilliant musical comedy. And though we all love Bret and Jemaine, perhaps crazy FOTC fan Mel deserves a little love, too. More » -
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The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen
Hilary Duff told Elle she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing.
