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more about #flavoroflove LaMorena: This is like Lil' Kim meets the Tootsie Roll Owl. How many licks does it take 'till you get to the center of... a Linger Mint? more » whynotshesaid: This reminds me of the time when I was 18 years old and I decided I was going to be all sexually sophisticated and try out a trick I'd learned in Cosm... more » girl.of.your.dreams: How do you know you're having a bad day? There's a tampon in your mouth and a breath mint in your vagina. more » o-line: Future entry on My Very Worst Date: "He said he wanted to eat out for our date. I didn't realize that he meant he wanted me to put a Cockbib on him an... more » LatestBy: I was hoping they were from the makers of Testamints. [www.christiancandy.com] more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I can't even contain my helpless laughter at this. I really can't. Are women really still concerned about this?? Like, for real? It's a vagina. It's n... more » Gobiasomecoffee: I'm surprised no one's mentioned the "exoticism" angle to this pitch--a woman (presumably white) goes to India and picks up a "caramel"-skinned lover.... more » PaintedTrollop: I'm using candy corn right now, in honor of Halloween. more » Jack_Burton: If your guy wants "minty," have him drink a slug of Rumpleminz (100-proof peppermint schnapps) before e goes down on you. Added bonus - freshens his... more » BabyJane: I really don't need to stick candy or mints in my ladybits to make it attractive to others. My vagina is not your personal piñata. more » Scout: I'd really like some Vadge Mothballs - could someone get on that please Oh and any suggestions for those pesky "dust bunnies"? more » meruru: Did J. Peterman write the origin story on the Linger website? more » PerinealFavorite: Funny, I am currently trying to develop breath mints that taste like pussy. Wonder whose will sell better? more » LutherNipperkin: I'm holding out for the sugar-free vaginal chewing gum with whitening, to keep my vagina dentata clean and sparkly. more » kookla: What next? Whitening strips for your asshole? What? It already exists? [www.getanalbleaching.com] more » snugbug: Does anyone else remember Diane Johnson's bestseller "Le Divorce"? As I recall, the American ingenue protagonist moves to Paris and one of the first t... more » andBegorrah: If I wanted my cunt to be "curiously strong," I'd do more Kegels. more » pear.shaped.Sara: It's been a long time? MY VAGINA CAN GET STALE????? more » morninggloria: In my experience, introducing any sort of substance that isn't some sort of bodily fluid to the pleasure basement just leads to discomfort. Pop rocks... more » shorty63136: So you use these because you feel uncomfortable with your "down there", cause a disruption with the chemical balance, use the mints again because some... more » -
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Linger Vagina Mints: Regular Mints Meet Tasteless Marketing Campaign
Jen Phillips of Mother Jones writes that she recently got a press kit for Linger, an "internal feminine flavoring." Nudges Phillips: "think of it as an Altoid for your lady parts." Yikes! Well, Phillips did some investigating:
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20 Best Reality TV Show Moments Of 2008
From ANTM's menstrual cramps, to Bobby Brown's farts, to drunk women urinating on couches, we bring you the 20 Best (meaning, sometimes horrifying) Reality TV Show Moments of 2008.
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