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more about #firstworldproblems andBegorrah: Finally, an outfit to match my clitoral hood. #firstworldproblems? #ridiculousstatements more » wynniepiglet: Ok wtf. I haven't been able to see my Jez profile today, and (as a result, I guess) I can't see notifications. SO frustrating. Even tried the old sign... more » mariamariamaria: True story: I avoided reading ANYTHING about the Sixth Sense for years because I wanted to be surprised (don't ask me why I waited years; clearly I pr... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Eh, spoilers don't lessen the experience any for me, I don't think. And anyway, in the end we all die, so it's a pretty trivial thing to have beef wit... more » Dancingfrog: What an incredibly one-country-centric view the "pro-spoiler" team is taking! TV is global now. It takes all of a few letters to say what episode/seas... more » jenrobe: On my way to see Baz Luhrmann's Rome + Juliet in 1994 - Me: I wonder if they're going to modernise the death scene? Friend: Yeah, do you think it'll ... more » iloveastone: I still remember the time one of my friends was livid that we ruined the end of Selena for her. #spoilers more » femminista: I will never forget the moment my sister ruined "The Sixth Sense" for me. She saw it the day it opened. The next night, we were arguing about somethin... more » la.donna.pietra: A few months ago, I was telling a coworker about Rome, because I thought she'd really like it. I gave her a very very general overview (Roman soldier... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I think spoilers suck, my brother ruined Final Fantasy VII for me back in the day and I have yet to fully forgive him. *sigh* Also it kind of gave m... more » wrapped in plastic: I live in Europe so don't see Mad Men or any other American show until the day after it airs. Unfortunately I do sometimes run across spoilers before ... more » GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): I haven't gotten to watch most of this season of Mad Men yet. I'm really good at avoiding even the titles to Jezebel Mad Men posts, but I got a major ... more » BytheSea: In answer to you inderect question: Yes, Jezebel, it pisses us off when you don't put spoilers behind the cut. Yes, many of your readers don't watch M... more » rixatrix: Perhaps I'm an old-fashioned, literary type, but I do believe that story is more about the journey than the destination. For me, spoilers don't really... more » cocobanal: I dunno, I'm getting kind of tired of having no one to discuss "Lost" with because everyone's waiting until the season is over to watch it on DVD. Mos... more » sweet_communist: How does one live a long life without knowing that OPHELIA COMMITS SUICIDE AND EVERYONE ELSE DIES? Sorry, spoiler alert. more » Wit is periodically disensouled: Once upon a time, there was a gentleman behind me in line to purchase tickets to see The Sixth Sense, who felt the need to exclaim: "So he'was dead al... more » gherkinfiend: I don't particularly mind TV spoilers (which are myriad since I'm in the UK and read a lot of US sites), but it really pisses me off when people give ... more » AnotherJenn: I think a little more courtesy time should apply to cable TV shows, especially those on deluxe packages like AMC, than the average network TV show get... more » Ms.Moneypenny: The worst for me is when a show for which I've scrupulously avoided spoilers is spoiled... while I'm reading about a show that I'm caught up on. This ... more » -
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Spoiler Alert: To Tell Or Not To Tell?
This weekend, I was at Hamlet and an elderly woman in the next row whispered loudly, "do Hamlet and Ophelia get married?" A rarity in our spoiler-troubled times! Lately, spoiler alerts - or lack thereof - have been raising hackles: More » -
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First World Problems, Recession Edition
Q: I rented a red convertible Mustang this summer. What kind of scarf should I wear to keep my hair out of my face? A: STFU. [WSJ] -
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Art Collector Sues Louis Vuitton For Fraud
This Los Angeles man paid $12,000 for two limited-edition prints by Japanese artist Takashi Murakami. But what he actually bought was off-cuts of fabric left over from the Louis Vuitton factory, stretched and mounted. More » -
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Fashion Writer Says Dressing For The Hamptons Is Hard!
Ever had to dress one way on the weekend and another way at work? And maybe a third way for socializing? Does your mind reel at the complexity? W feels your pain. (Not really.) More »
