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more about #firstdaughters Jack_Burton: I would think "DJ Slinky Wizard" would be a worse influence, based on name alone, but what do I know about kids these days? #sashaobama more » Lottie: Is anyone seriously troubled by this? When I was their age Madonna was my idol. And I'm talking about "Sex" era Madonna. By all measures, Miley Cyrus ... more » KatieBLV: Wait. They met the Jonas Brothers? I KNEW there were perks to being a celebrity! Augh! Part of me thinks that Sasha and Malia are handling their newf... more » ronniedobbs: Well I for one am really worried about those girls showing up in sheets on the cover of VF after taking pictures making "slanty-eyes" with their idiot... more » lalaland13: Pish. They're just trying to avoid being sued by the Michelle Not-Obama Doll. Who happens to have a degree in law. more » Raspberry Swirly: I guess this is a good time to say that I'm making little voodoo dolls. I've named them Tasty Tscheese and Twisted Tart of Darkness. They are not base... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..... (as Cosmo from the Fairly Oddparents would say) more » BeckySharper: I hope Malia and Sasha's lawyer parents (and the lawyers who work for them) are preparing a hell of a cease-and-desist letter. more » morninggloria: I'm starting a new anal porn production/ sex toy company and calling it "TY." What? TY is a beautiful name. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): This is like when O.J. Simpson wrote that "hypothetical" book about IF he had committed the murders. Because it was TOTALLY COINCIDENTAL THAT HE WOULD... more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: On a totally unrelated note, TY is also releasing little girls named Suri, Shiloh, Vivienne, Honor and Harlow....for no particular reason. more » graciousplum: I LOL'd on the carpet when reading their "It's just a coincidence!" explanation. Imagine the shock when Ty executives realized they made a boo-boo by ... more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): That was way lame, Ty. more » badmutha: Pfffft. I still say this is going to be shut down. more » megnificent: It's bad enough you're shamelessly profiting off of innocent kids, Ty. Did you have to freaking debone them too? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Yes, Ty. And my husband doesn't want anything in return when I get a spontaneous back rub. more » Abra: Oh really, TY? Really? Also, is it just me or do the two dolls have the exact same face? Weird. more » acutebutcute: malia is not a common name at all. they may be "beautiful names" but it's obvious the names are being used because they're obama's daughters' names. ... more » Samanthrax: But... can I get MINI Sasha and Malia not-exactly replicas with boobs in my happy meal? more » LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. more » -
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Obama Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Last night, Sasha and Malia Obama went to see the performer voted "worst celebrity influence" (Miley Cyrus, natch) live in concert. The "First Tweens" (a phrase we hope does not catch on) have also met the Jonas Brothers. [ABCNews] -
#firstdolls
TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
Previously, we heard that Ty was making Sasha and Malia dolls. Now, the company claims the dolls have nothing to do with the President's daughters, and the names were chosen simply because "they're beautiful names." More »
