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more about #fergie la.donna.pietra: Tell you what, Rob, you wear a tux and play piano on a beach in Nice and I'll loll on the piano in a sultry temptress dress, and we'll both have our d... more » logruszed: I hate Robert Pattinson, every time I take my girlfriend Cho Chang out for tea all she wants to do is talk about him. It really pisses me off. Also, ... more » logruszed: every rich person who cheats is a sex addict. It's a fact! more » BytheSea: Sparklevamp plays piano? And writes songs? So, according to anging bandos like Sabastian Bach, who explained the invention of the keytar (the guys who... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Rehab? Tiger's gonna be on Tool Academy? more » onestrawplz: Long Island has castles??? more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: How do you take singing, dancing, and sexy women and ruin them? Go fuck yourself Robert Marshall, you fucking ruined Christmas. I don't want to see y... more » marciax3: Tiger needs to hurry up and get his divorce. Put out a press release about working on being a good father and his love of "the game of golf." He'll ... more » dirtybee: To all the 12-year olds across the globe: I feel ya. I remember when Jon Bon Jovi got married when I was 9 years old. I was devastated :( more » femme-bot: alleged romps with pancake-house hostess Mindy I'd be more pissed about the cliche then I would about the cheating. more » minniebaninnie: Yeah, because the women George has been dating in recent years really seem capable of brilliant witticisms. Ok that's mean, and maybe his myriad cock... more » Bitingpika: Oh, Lady Gaga, some of your fans are already 45. more » salthegeek: There is castle on Long Island ? more » janusjana: 1. I am sleep-deprived, and read J-Lo as saying "I love the [female]-empowering massage". Which, you know, I *do*. 2. Meryl Streep is fucking rad BU... more » apricotta: Can someone explain why Tiger Woods would "go to rehab to get the treatment he needs"? Rehab? Really? more » MakeMeSmile: I'm so happy Tiger's mom is mad at him, so many Mamma's stick up for that bad boy sons--it's good to see one openly upset at hers. more » BlondeGoddess: The idea of George being on a disastrous date with Madonna makes my Sunday. more » hughman: ms. streep really does make me strive to be a better person. tiger woods, however, does not. more » heykoukla: I love Meryl Streep, I think she's fabulous, and has a great perspective on life and filmmaking. But every time I read these quotes, I think "Why does... more » InABook: Hmm, the GaGa shoot is interesting.... but Kanye looks a little dead-eye in the one he's in, and it almost looks like she's photoshopped into his arms. more » -
#dirtbag
George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother
- George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]
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#criticalmass
Nine: Like "A Spread In A Victoria's Secret Catalog, Only Less Tasteful"
The much-hyped new musical Nine is based on Federico Fellini's classic 8 1/2 and stars six Oscar-winning actors, but critics find it disappointing. It seems the film is crippled by the same problem plaguing its main character: lack of inspiration. More » -
#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. More » -
#goodbadugly
It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
It was an A-list family affair at NYC's Ziegfeld Theatre Nine premiere: Madonna and Lourdes; Goldie and Kate; Mary-Kate and Ashley - and, of course, the lovely galaxy that is the cast. And, yes, it was amazing: More » -
#dirtbag
White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues
- Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the now-infamous White House party crashers, have "postponed" a planned appearance on Larry King Live in an attempt to instead make "hundreds of thousands of dollars" by selling their story to the highest bidder. [NYTimes]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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#goodbadugly
American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
The 2009 American Music Awards, at Nokia Theatre L.A., had the boldfaces: Rihanna, Reba, Paula, Shakira, Alicia, Kelly and hundreds more. And it had clothes: amazing and bizarre. And, oh yeah, it had Bobby Trendy. More » -
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#dirtbag
Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#coverlies
Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
This month, Cosmo's editors were excited to discover that 71% of men like it when their female partner wants to have sex. We're more worried by what that says about the other 29%.
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#dirtbagafterdark
J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
- Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film How I Married Jennifer Lopez, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
- Maybe all those hysterical parents were right about Marilyn Manson. In his latest video he violently beats a woman who looks like his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood, then leaves her bloody, dead body in a bathtub.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
Nicole Talks Marriage, Sex; Duhamel Denies Cheating On Fergie
- Nicole Kidman to British GQ: "I've explored obsession. I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff…"
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
- No one saw this coming: Jon Gosselin dumped Hailey Glassman on the advice of his spiritual advisor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. "They're taking a break," said an insider, "[Jon] decided he needed to spend some time on his own." [Extra]
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#ragtrade
Posh Spice Wants Shoes; Top Chef Spurns Cavalli
- Victoria Beckham might be adding shoes and accessories to her dress collection, because she's apparently sick of advertising other designers' goods. [Sun]
- Fergie says she wanted her Avon scent to smell "fresh, and yet modern at the same time." [People]
