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more about #female angelheadedhipster: I think it's only 9 bitches, with Rudolph! The other 3 bitches are probably off getting drunk somewhere. more » Jello Mix: Maybe if the reindeer had had Chrissa dolls Rudolph wouldn't have been bullied. more » SheeRah: Antlers are the new boobs. more » Mrs Lovett: This was totally the subject of a project I did in grade two. more » sportz.star: Reindeer is yummy. (When in Finland . . . ) more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Rick Warren stands by his assertion that Prancer is a gay male reindeer. more » stealthird: Vixen. The end. more » Samanthrax: That reindeer in the picture above has the same eyes as the dramatic chipmunk. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Ha! Take that Patriarchy! Finally our Reindeer Sisters can shake their ovaries in triumph over your male phallacy-ridden lies! Rachel the Red-Nosed... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: So Rudolph is just a metaphor for a heavy flow day? (Can reindeer have wide-set vaginas?) more » happysquid: Behind every great man, there are 12 reindeer holding him aloft. more » Snowbunny: Santa rides behind the reindeer, but point taken. more » Penny: Last night I was in bed with my boyfriend (we're trying to cut back on the heat - it's all about the body heat in our household) and I said, "wow, it ... more » Mafalda para Presidente: Please, PLEASE tell me that research grant money wasn't actually used for this study and that this was only a theoretical study, or I will cry bitter ... more » -
#christmasmiracles
"Used To Laugh And Call Her Names"
Great news! Researchers have decided that Santa's reindeer are probably female, since males typically shed their antlers before Christmas. Also: Because behind every great boy, there are at least a dozen badass broads. [NBC NY]
