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more about #fayedunaway BytheSea: Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the conf... more » TheLittlestChicken: U2 nerd alert: Hamish Hamilton directed the Live from Boston DVD. It's well-filmed, well-edited, and the behind-the-scenes is funny. Maybe the Oscars ... more » apteryxawl: For a minute I was like "wait, I didn't know Josh from the West Wing is the guitarist in Aerosmith...weird." more » formergr: Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. E... more » LoSpaz: Eff my career, I want to be Mariah Carey for a day. Kittens on demand? I don't even have HBO On Demand. more » willwriteforfood: How slow am I that I just figured out yesterday that Robert Pattinson was Cedric Diggory. Also, Jerry Seinfeld...um, what? Can someone parse that sta... more » PaintedTrollop: Dear Mr. Winehouse, Please stop talking about Amy's breasts. It creeps me and everyone else on the planet out. thx PaintedTrollop more » duetoprivacy: Mariah is suffering from Elmyra symptoms more » TheLemon: Countess LuAnn, have you read any of your boyfriend's books? His newest book, Millennium Girl, is about international female gold diggers. [www.amaz... more » BlondeGoddess: Team Burger. Just sayin'. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was one of the few bright little lights that justified television's existence.I get sad every time I think about it. more » BabyJane: Dear Mariah, The phrase raining cats and dogs is not meant to be taken literally. Much love, BabyJane more » whynotshesaid: Someone needs to explain to Kirsten Dunst that most of the stuff in the middle of the country is NOT located on the side of a highway. It sounds like... more » EdnasEdibles: Just skimming the headline I though it said "Amy's implants are demanding kittens" and I actually paused trying to figure out if you meant that she ac... more » PaigeTurner: mariah carey is secretly lisa frank. pass it on. more » UrbanAchiever: "I'm getting into bed with David Beckham every night, so, you know, there'd be something wrong if I said 'sleep.'" Bonus points for staying focused o... more » Ms.RantyPants: Well, white kittens are hard to find - there's just not that many of them. Many white kittens are deaf, I'm not sure if that would satisfy Mariah's st... more » Sophie needs to study...damn: Amy Winehouse drinking water and a story about her leaking breasts...you're genius, Dodai. more » xay: ""We did manage to source the doves that we were going to release into the sky, but the kittens proved terribly difficult." I almost choked when I re... more » PrincessOfPower: jerry seinfeld: what is the DEAL with marriage? the other day i woke up in my $20 million penthouse on the upper west side and my perky, cute wife was... more » -
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Roman Polanski Arrested In Switzerland
- Director Roman Polanski has been arrested by Swiss police, at the request of the United States, after he tried to enter Switzerland to attend the Zurich Film Festival, where a tribute to his work is taking place. [CNN]
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#feuds
Dunaway Vs. Duff
Apparently, Hilary Duff and Faye Dunaway are in a feud. Dunaway isn't happy that Duff was cast as Bonnie in the Bonnie and Clyde remake, saying she's not "a real actress." Duff shot back. More » -
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Miley Cyrus In Racist Photo Scandal
- Miley Cyrus is seen "slanting her eyes" in a picture that's been circulating on the web.
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