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more about #farts more comments → Kilotwat: Heavens, that lady in Maryland bumbled for 5 days with a boxcutter but still couldn't extract the fetus from her unintended surrogate? It'd have been ... more » La Chica Lucy: Me: tall brunette girl minding my own fucking business, buying some bread at Trader Joe's in Danbury. You: tall douche bag with a giant ego, who was c... more » jenrobe: There's already a lovely plaque dedicated to Obama on the gates of his old primary school, and the day of the election the students went nuts, it was ... more » La Chica Lucy: Nude photos are not something that ANY boy should receive. Trust. There are already enough talented, whip-smart women who can't ever run for office be... more » logruszed: I think it's cute when my girlfriend farts. more » stealthird: "You fart like a Clydesdale" gets points for originality as a pick-up line, but I'm willing to bet it doesn't generate results. I sure wouldn't date t... more » mllej: Yeah the Pub Cheese gets to me too, lady. more » sybann: I'd like to see what the artist on missedconnectionsny.blogspot.com would create for that CL post! more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: OK, I admit I cut one in the Westwood TJ's but my body is nowhere near pefect. more » kookla: If I was hit on everytime I farted at Trader Joes, I would be the female version of Tiger Woods. more » Lymed: I really never thought that when I had kids, one of the things I would need to teach them is the dangers of sharing nude pictures. more » sassyredhead: My farts tend to sound like an elephant. I realized this a couple of weeks ago and seriously got a mad case of the giggles in bed at like midnight. I ... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick! Flick: You're full of it! Sc... more » special_boots: The exact same post is on the Washington, DC missed connections. No clue whether the original was a fake (angling for Best of Craigslist, perhaps?) or... more » badmutha: "Fart like a Clydesdale?" That is hilarious! She should go out with him. more » -
#leftovers
Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue
• Via BuzzFeed here is a love story for the ages: "You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w." We'd love to see what the New York Times missed connections poetry does with this one. • More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features farts, F bombs, our friend Moe Tkacik, and a soap opera's homage to Grey Gardens, among things. More » -
#oohthatsmell
A Rose Is A Rose Is A Rose
Breaking: Paris Hilton's boyfriend says she "smells like roses". Possibly related: That "smells like roses" line is the same line a certain someone uses to justify farting under the covers. [NY Observer] -
#scentofawoman
Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
"I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound." -Dallas Cowboy Martellus Bennett. [Cowboys Insider] -
#makinwhoopee
Pflbthhhhhh!
This whoopee cushion orchestra is just one of the many ways UK charity Comic Relief is making the world a better place using fart noises. More » -
#leftovers
Woman Faints When Eating Sandwiches • Zoo Sorry About Gorilla Farts
• OMG: A young English woman suffers from a rare condition that causes her to faint whenever she eats a sandwich or drinks "fizzy" beverages. That's our entire diet! • -
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#fartjokes
Three words (letters?): LOL. [The Smoking Gun]
